About Stanley58
Stanley58 is divorced and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.
I am a hopeful romantic, that is to say I hope romance is still out there and I’m lucky enough to find it.
What I am looking for is someone I can invest my very soul in. Someone who, in time hopefully, will wake up in the middle of the night, as we all do at our age! get back into bed and either sends a ‘LUV U’ text or call just to say goodnight again.
My fantasy is that I’ll find the lady who will be my last first kiss.
I’m not looking for a meal ticket! Although I live in a very basic one bedroom flat with my Cavalier King Charles support dog, and I have to admit I quite like it here, I live in a Cinque Port on the Essex coast; I am officially retired due to disability. I have all of my limbs and appendages that all work to varying degrees, I often walk with a cane and on bad days I do have a walker.
I believe I do have a good sense of humour, some have called it warped, but I think if two people have a sense of humour they often find a common ground for their humour. A quick synopsis of what makes me laugh; Classic humour the carry on films, The Two Ronnies, radio humour (Radio 4) Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, Just a Minute: a little more recent; QI: Mock the week: most of 9/10 Cats Does Countdown: Sitcoms Anything by Jon Sullivan, Clement and Le Frenais: Films; Rom Coms; Nick Frost and Simon Pegg; Musical Mitch Benn; Jack Thackoray. I like word play; I’ve seen Jimmy Car, Alan Carr, Will Smith, Ben Elton, Mitch Benn, Steven K Amos, Eddie Izzard, Lucy Porter, Barry Crier, Jo Brand, Sarah Milican all live and too many bands to list here, and NOT all heavy metal! I collect guitars I have several ‘investment’ models and some I just like. I can’t play YET I’m having lessons.
I know many people may be put off by my love of rock music and rock dress. However, if you have the time to look at my photographs you will see I am what I call chamileonic. That is to say my conversation and dress are as at home in a festival mosh pit or seated at the captain's table for a Black tie dinner and everywhere in between
I know my way around a kitchen, I haven’t done so for some time but I do enjoy cooking for a dinner party. I cook most things, in my opinion I cook the BEST lasagne in the WORLD! My food tastes are varied, I’m not a big fan of Indian, I grew up in a farm environment and I love cooking with ‘country meats’ Venison, Rabbit, Hare, Wood Cock, Pheasant, Squirrel etc. I understand that some may find this distasteful due to being vegetarian, vegan or just not liking the idea, should I cook for you or we eat out I would honour your views. At the same time growing up we spent many weekends in London with the grandparents and I absolutely love real Pie ‘n’ Mash with lots of liquor! A Proper full English with a fried slice and good bubble and squeak always hits the spot. Like most people though nothing beats a good Sunday lamb roast with all the trimmings.
I don't have a problem if you havie a child and Grandchild.
However, Coming from a broken home and still remembering how confusing it was when Mum or Dad introduced a new partner. I wouldn't want to be introduced to the family until it looked like the relationship had a serious chance of going somewhere. I say this purely to protect your children whatever their ages. (Not quite such a problem with the dog)
I feel I need to add this. It is not my intention to offend or alienate anybody. If you live more than 25 to 30 miles from me unless I feel you are someone special and I believe there is a real possibility of a deep connection thenI am happy t o travel further afield. I DONT DO LONDON Brentwood at a push
NO PHOTO, NO INTEREST. NO SMOKING OR VAPING
Appearance
- Hair Wasn't listed as an option
- Eyes Blue
- Height 5' 7" / 170cm
- Weight 12 st 11 lbs / 81kg
- Body type Slightly Overweight
- Glasses Yes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledYes
Politics
- Stance Wasn't listed as an option
Qualifications
- Qualifications a qualification which was not listed as an option
Employment
- Situation Retired
- Sector Wasn't listed as an option
- Income I'd rather not say
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Light Drinker
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Catholic, and I sometimes practice my religion
- Interests
animals and arts and computers and cooking and countryside and DIY and gardening and movies and
music—listening andmusic—making and photography and restaurants and TV
Children
- Have No
- Want I don't want to have children
Housing
- Home I rent my home
- Live With Alone