About Simplessqueaks

Simplessqueaks is single and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Sing like Paolo. Have the body of a young Gerrard and play tennis like Rodger:). Ave Maria! Also if I could shake my hips like Shakira I reckon I would be Gods gift:) Well thank you for reading me I hope it doesn't waste too much of your time. I'm an apple mac operator by trade and worked for News International as an Imaging Operator for fifteen years. Basically I made people look good for the papers. I took early redundancy and set up my own fine art printing business.

As with every small business it's a struggle but I'm pretty content. Really should get my finger out though:). I also earn a few bucks doing landscaping. Prefer hard landscaping like building fences, patios, walls etc. although I'm not above picking weeds. What else? Oh I love tennis. Played since I was seven and play pretty much every week unless carrying an injury. Also have a man crush on Roger Federer. Slightly weird I know:). Lay down your money and you play your part Brian.

"Patience is a virtue often found in women, seldom in men". My mum's favourite quote and so true!

Brian xxx