About MyHumps
MyHumps is single and is seeking males for friendship or a serious relationship.
My days tend to be quite busy, hence please do not feel frustrated if you do not get an immediate reply: I always get back to those who approach conversation with politeness and decency. If you are looking for webcam, sexting, cheap casual encounters, do not waste your time with me.
What do you like most about where you currently live?
I live in a rather quiet basement flat, at the back of a small estate, surrounded by my pot garden and haunted by a cat. Those who haven't made a runner after seeing the Pagan altar in my bedroom have described my place as rustic and relaxing. I have a small make-shift BBQ, that I light up on warm Summer nights, where I enjoy freshly roasted meat, vegetables and good quality craft ales with my invitees.
What are your favourite leisure activities?
I love being outdoor, hiking, cycling and I sometimes go jogging and exercising in my local park. I also like gardening, cooking, brewing, breeding tadpoles, going to pubs, restaurants, theatres, cinemas, live music venues, although when it comes to entertainment, I don't like to go out on my own and prefer it when someone makes an effort to educate me to their taste and invites me to see a performance of their choice.
What would you do on an ideal date?
1) Ensure I start doing my hair early in the day: that’ll save me turning up too late.
2) Offer to buy him a drink, providing that his first gaze hasn’t already turned me into stone.
3) Assess the amount of chemistry between us and ask myself whether I could survive waking up next to him or whether he would be the right person to shave my back every other day.
3) Find a way to figure out how much he is into elves, witches, etc. and what it is exactly that he finds attractive about me.
4) Await to see if he makes any attempts to change the setting of our date. Does he intend to take me to a more private space, once he has finished telling me everything about himself?
5) Look out for clues of a possible plot to seduce me, so that I can anticipate him and steal his kiss, just before he steals mine.
What are you looking for in a partner?
A normal person would be nice, for a change.
Appearance
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Brown
- Height 6' 0" / 183cm
- Weight I'd rather not say
- Body type Slightly Overweight
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledNo
Politics
- Stance Left Wing
Qualifications
- Qualifications a degree
Employment
- Situation Employed
- Sector Education
- Income I'd rather not say
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Don't Drink
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet Wasn't listed as an option
- Religion Spiritual, and I practice my religion
- Interests
animals and antiques and arts and books and clubbing and cooking and countryside and cycling and DIY and gaming and gardening and gym and health and movies and
music—listening and outdoor activities and pubs and religion and spirituality and restaurants andsport—playing and theatre
Children
- Have No
- Want I don't want to have children
Housing
- Home I own my home
- Live With Sharers