About LadyxBird

LadyxBird is single and is seeking males for a serious relationship.

50 something years young, powered by good music, questionable dance moves, and an unhealthy amount of true crime documentaries.

I share my home with dogs who are convinced they're my supervisors and monitor my activities accordingly. Their performance reviews of me have been mixed.

You'll usually find me on a dance floor, walking the dogs, or watching a true crime series while confidently solving the case from my sofa approximately 12 minutes before the detectives do.

I can dance for hours but still make noises when standing up.
My dogs will judge you first. They're tough but fair.
I have a sarcastic sense of humor and firmly believe banter is a love language.
If you suddenly stop replying, I won't panic... but years of true crime have taught me to keep an eye on the news.

Looking For

Someone who can make me laugh, keep up with witty conversation, and doesn't take themselves too seriously. Bonus points if you love dogs, enjoy a dance, and won't be offended when sarcasm appears as my default setting.

And yes AI helped me write this profile 🤣