About KeenAsMustard

KeenAsMustard is widowed and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Hi, and welcome to my Profile👋. I thought I'd try the simplified approach, as no one ever appears to read my profile anyhow🤷

So here are all the important bits you need to consider and know before getting in touch🤔

I've been living as a widower on my own since 2016, and because of multiple bereavements, I now come with⛔No Immediate Family⛔

I don't Smoke🚬or Vape💨and Never Will, as I can't stand the smell of disgusting🤢Tobacco and avoid🙅 anyone who does either habit🤮

I'm only a light Drinker🥂, but love the occasional Red Wine🍷, glass of Whisky🍹or a cool Lager🍺or two when I do,

I'm very Pet-Friendly🐱🐠and easily accommodating, having a little Pug dog🐶myself

I'm upwardly Mobile and drive my own 4x4🚗

I have plenty of Savings put by💵for future Holidays in the sun, with plenty of vision for future plans and Fun Times ahead planned

I'm Fully Retired from work with No Commitments and come completely Drama and Complication-Free with plenty of time to devote to someone special, life after all is for living

I'm a very Lovable👩❤️💋👨, Kind, Considerate, Romantic❤️and Tactile person👌who is easy to talk to and communicate with

I'm 5''11 tall, quite Muscular💪and have a few discreet Tattoos, and also a few piercings

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