About KeenAsMustard

KeenAsMustard is widowed and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Hi, and welcome to my Profile👋Now I've reached that mature age of 60 and by no means that young, fit, athletic spring chicken I once was and used to be, if you're a typocal nitpicker and overly fussy about the type of company you wish to be associated with, then Swipe On Past Me👋as time is way too precious and life far too short for nitpicking. For the rest of you, why not come and introduce yourself and say 'Hello', as it doesn't hurt and I certainly don't bite, so don't just BROWSE on past, as I'm a real charmer once you get to know me, and I'm truly a gentle giant with a heart of gold and certainly a person who is keen and eager to chat at any time or ask out on a romantic date. Exactly, what have you got to lose?🤷

Here are all the important bits you need to consider before getting in touch🤔

I've been single, living as a widower since early 2016 after the loss of my partner and my dear Mum👵.

Now I don't Smoke🚬or Vape💨, and I Never have or ever Will, as I literally can't stand the horrible stale smell of🤢Tobacco smoke and avoid🙅anyone who chooses to partake in either disgusting habit🤮

Generally, I'ma light Drinker🥂, but when I do, on the odd occasion, I love a glass of full-bodied Red Wine🍷, or a glass of Whisky🍹or cool Lager🍺or two.

I love pets and pet-friendly 🐱🦜and accommodating to most pets. I have a little Pug myself🐶called Little Frankie, and 2 tropical freshwater fish tanks 🐠.

I drive and own my own 4x4 car🚗

I've put aside plenty of Savings💵 for future plans, holidays and exciting weekend breaks away. I just need to find a suitable partner to join me in making new adventures together.

I'm Fully Retired and have No Commitments. I'm completely Drama and Stress-Free, giving me plenty of time to devote and dedicate myself towards someone special, life after all is for living. All I need to find is love. In my spare time, I love crafting and making sculptures with things I tend to find on the beach. I have also upcycled many antiques. I'm a talented painter and love to paint👨‍🎨 beach stones or make driftwood🪵artwork sculptures. I'm very inventive and have a real creative mind. If I think it, I can usually make it. I'm a tenacious person and always find a way to problem-solve🤔; I'm clever like that🤓. I love to build, construct and paint kit models. Flying kites🪁is a big passion of mine, there's nothing like a big stunt kite catching thermals.

You'll find me a very interesting, charming, lovable, cuddly person👩❤️💋👨, I'm Kind-Hearted, Considerate, Romantic❤️and Tactile👌and a person who is very easy to talk to and communicate with.

I'm 5''11 tall, quite Muscular💪, and I have Tattoos and the odd discreet piercing.

PS: If you like what you read and see, and send me a message, please say more than just ''Hello'' and please acknowledge you've read all of my profile. ⛔NO Profile PHOTO📸NO REPLY⛔Good luck, everyone👌