About KeenAsMustard

KeenAsMustard is widowed and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Hi👋, and welcome to my profile🙋‍♂️. I have to apologise to all illiterates who hate or dislike reading, as my profile is long, detailed and in-depth, but I feel it's far better that you get to read sufficient information than to read nothing at all, like I've heard so many profiles on here appear to do. So, to begin with, I became widowed back in early 2016 after the sudden and tragic loss of my long-term partner👩to cervical cancer, and within only a short six-month period of that harrowing experience, I then suffered yet another outstandingly sad and tragic blow dealing with the sudden and unexpected death of my dear mother👵, who sadly passed away in hospital. It was a really raw😰deal to cope with, and I found it such a monumental struggle at first to accept and overcome😱. It felt as if my whole world had collapsed into a huge chasm. I was incredibly isolated, totally lost and feeling isolated and alone in that very difficult and dark, tragic time. I spent so much time by myself, so I can only hope I still possess some desirability and attractiveness left in me to still allure😍somebody out there who is compatible and suitable, as I've been patiently waiting all this time for somebody out there in a similar situation, who's also feeling fed up with trying to find and sort through a needle🪡in a haystack and finding themselves getting nowhere. Surely, there must be somebody out there seeking a reliable, grounded person for a relationship🫂, as I'm totally genuine, sincere🫶, completely stress-and drama-free, with plenty of potential🙋? I often read so many profiles of people who look and sound quite suitable, but then read that they live so far away at the other end of the country🤷. So it's turning out to be so much harder than I originally anticipated, and it's becoming so hard to find someone reliable😧

All my life I've been strictly a Non-🚭Smoker🚬or Vaper💨🚭, having never attempted either, nor ever will have the desire or need to start🚫, as I cannot abide smokers and smoking and the stale, horrible smell of🤢tobacco smoke and prefer to avoid🙅places or people who choose to partake in either stinky & disgusting habit🤮. Addicts may not agree, but ''VAPING is equally as HARMFUL & TOXIC🤮as a CIGARETTE. ''So, you people, Swipe👋Left-NOW''

I have my own very strict policies on taking💉Hard Drugs💊and dislike🙅anyone who chooses to abuse themselves🚫. Generally, I'm only a light drinker🥂and don't🙅approve of people who choose to drink heavily or🤢choose to binge🥴drink; 🫸I feel it's totally irresponsible🫷. I'm a type-2 diabetic, so my policy on drinking is that it should always be kept to a minimum and drunk responsibly🤨and in moderation. I'll occasionally enjoy the odd glass of full-bodied Red Wine🍷, or maybe a small shot of whisky🍾, depending on my mood🕺, or I'll settle for a bottle of ice❄️- chilled lager🍺straight from the fridge.⚠️WARNING⚠️: If you mention talking to me on WhatsApp or try to steer me away🔓to that app, ''JOG🚫ON'' Because I only talk on WhatsApp with people I both Know🤝and Trust🔒''Swipe👋Left''.

I love all pets and can accommodate most. I've owned my little Pug🐶called ''Little Frankie'' for years, who's 9+years old. He's exceptionally friendly and totally adorable🐕towards anyone he meets who shows him kindness🥰and affection. I also keep freshwater tropical🐟fish and have 2 small, well-stocked fish tanks with a whole variety of colourful fish🐠, shrimps🦐and snails🐌.

I also drive and own my own 4x4🚗car. If, for whatever reason, you have no means of transport, Thornaby Train🚂Station is close by to my village, so it shouldn't present an issue to those willing to travel. If you refuse to share travel, then ''Swipe👋Left''.

I'm never short or desperate for spending💵capital for future holidays, day trips, and exciting weekend breaks away. All I need is to find a suitable partner to join me in making new and exciting adventures together.

I retired from work for personal health and medical reasons to devote all my time to caring for my very sick mother👵. Because of my situation and circumstances, I can assure anyone that I do come completely Free & DEVOID of all usual fuss and drama, allowing me the time to devote myself towards a suitable💃partner when that time comes along. I'm a very multi-skilled, clever & intelligent man with a real creative mind🤓. I've composed and written✍️a really interesting and informative book📖about an intriguing topic, soon to be published. I try to keep myself busy and active, and my options open. I enjoy crafting and making things with odd bits and pieces I find during my adventures. I once had a real flair and talent for upcycling old brown furniture, making it into desirable shabby-chic collectables, and even today, I still love to collect interesting and intriguing antiques🏆and collectables. I'm a very talented and creative painter👨‍🎨and love painting🎨beach stones or making driftwood🪵sculptures, which I've previously sold or made on commission. I'm certainly a very inventive person and have a real creative mind and flair; usually, if I can think it, I can certainly attempt to try to make it. I have a tenacious nature, and I always seem to find a way to problem-solve🤔, and have always been clever-minded🤓that way. I'm what you would describe as a builder of castles🏰and love to build, create and construct🧱, as I'm d a true home-maker🏠. I'm a very clean and tidy person. I've been a keen model-maker of plastic model kits, especially anything to do with space🌕travel👨‍🚀and space-rockets🚀or star-ships. I love flying kites🪁; it's always been a passion of mine for many years, and there's nothing more satisfying than watching a big stunt kite perform in the wind🌬️. It's really quite something to see.

You'll find me thoroughly interesting, intriguing, and charming to talk to🙋‍♂️, with a multitude of different topics and pastime experiences to talk about and engage in conversation. I'm Kind🫶- Hearted, very Considerate👌and a person you'll find very easy to talk to and communicate with. For those people who live further than a short car journey, ⚠️PLEASE NOTE⚠️I'm quite willing to eventually relocate if the right location and circumstances arise for me and my little dog. I live in a small, quaint, rural🐑country village🐄on the very outskirts of Teesside county, so I'm used to the peace & quiet and tranquillity of the countryside and rural🚜culture setting.

I'm tall, at 5''11, I'm quite muscular💪, and I come Tattooed🐉and have a discreet piercing💍.

If you would like to contact me, then please send me a brief message introducing yourself with your NAME, telling me a little about yourself. Please could you also acknowledge that you have taken the time to read through my profile👍. ⛔NO Profile PHOTO📸NO REPLY⛔Good luck, everyone🤞.