About KeenAsMustard
KeenAsMustard is widowed and is seeking females for a serious relationship.
Hi, Happy New Year! And welcome to my Profile👋. I'm only on here searching for that one special, compatible individual🤗 who, like myself, is also searching for that same special, long-term, monogamous commitment, and to hopefully strike that perfect balance and match. I'm not here to cause insult to anyone or send sleezy messages, as so many are reported to have done. Also, if you look upon men in general as liars, cheats or total players because of a bad experience, and you think I may also be someone who does the very same, move on past, and please don't waste my time👋, as I'm simply not interested.
Now more about me:
Having suddenly found myself faced with a whole string of bereavements in a row and firstly dealing with the loss and grieving process of my long-term partner who passed away back in 2016 while I was also caring for my very sick and elderly mother who also sadly passed away in early 2017, so it all suddenly came crashing down on me and grinding to a very abrupt end of the constant catering for other people's interests and medical needs to suddenly being left all on my own with no responsibilities other than my own and that of my little dog, Frankie to cater for and then found myself suddenly facing solitude for the first time in my life and being left totally on my own. It was also a challenging time experiencing the world suddenly locking itself down and coming to a total standstill, and for most of us, spending countless hours being locked in, isolated on our own, which did me no good and did not help me and the dia situation of it all, as I can say with no hesitation and honest certainty, I truly dislike being by myself and being single, as it clearly doesn't suit everyone's tastes and needs, and certainly for me, I honestly struggle with the sheer isolation and lonliness of it all and truly miss having that special someone around me to share all this leisurely spare time with. As much as I dislike being by myself I am far from desperate and so I try to remain optimistic, still in the very back of my mind, I'm slightly worried and sceptical that I'll ever find that special someone ever again, but never say never, as they say and until that time comes, all I can simply do is live in the hope that special someone is out there somewhere, hopefully not too far away. I don't really intend to waste my time settling for someone only on a Part-Time basis, or looking for just a good friendship to see where it all may go, as that's just wishing for utter perfection and for miracles to magically appear and happen, and that scenario I feel never exists and is not for me. I'm NOT here to waste my time or life dealing with other people's psychological hang-ups, problems, dramas, or complexities, and I certainly deal with no one else's complications. Plus, if you do happen to message me, please make sure you read all of my profile first and then be prepared to reply back and not just send me short, brief questions and answers, as that doesn't work for me either. I prefer someone to be upfront and exchange real contact details ASAP, someone who's spontaneous, and is keen to engage in conversation, and go on from there and not waste valuable time lingering on. If you're the typical type who asks a thousand questions, then do me a favour and please Swipe-On-Past👋. Also, if it turns out you're not what your profile describes, or you are not how you look in your pictures, then I suggest you PASS-ME-BY-NOW👋, as well, as I am not a total Fool.
As I mentioned previously, I sadly lost both sets of parents, with mum finally passing away in 2017, having previously been made a widower in 2016, so there's only me and my little dog🐶Frankie left now. I've No Family Ties anymore, have no commitments or pressures holding me down anymore, plus I come with no Children, and I'm fully retired from working life, so plenty of time to offer someone. Please note: as I like to know who it is that I'm talking to, '' NO Profile PHOTO📸NO REPLY⛔''
⚠️Pre-Warning to ALL addicted Smokers🚬and Vapers💨⚠️:
Because of being Totally Allergic🤢to ALL Nicotine and tobacco-related products🚭, including modern Vapes💨, since I was a small boy, I insist on NO SMOKERS🚬or💨VAPERS need bother messaging🤮'' Please TROT ON👋 as I'll BLOCK⛔YOU without so much as a consideration. Also, any Free-Loaders, Trot On. Bye Bye👋
Introduction:
I'm Fully Retired, and Solvent💵with No Debts to my name. I'm looking for Long Lasting Long-Term Commitment Only. I've never 🚬Smoked🚬or Vaped💨, and I've been totally Drug-Free💊all my life, plus I seldom drink🍺alcohol and then only on occasions. I'm totally Pet-Friendly🐶🐱, loving all animals, birds, fish and reptiles. Also, I'd consider all possibilities of relocating for the right person to the right, suitable location, so please bear this in mind when you see my present location status.
Some of my hobbies, interests and skills include:
Being a very creative person with my hands and mind, and capabilities, I love Crafting, the art of Fly🪰Tying & the skill of Fly Fishing🎣. Painting & Drawing🎨, Metalwork & Woodwork🪓, Antiques & antique collecting, Gardening🌸, Photography📸, Beachcombing, Walking, Music of all generations, and the ability and love to sing. I've also studied and written a book, soon to be published, about a well-known historical Biblical artefact 📖
Ideally, I'm hoping to find a warm, kind-hearted, interesting, compatible person who's polite, friendly, attractive and tactile. Someone who shares similar interests and views to my own. A genuine, loveable person who has a creative mindset, intelligent and Intellectual and someone who enjoys and appreciates the simpler things in life, someone who can easily hold a conversation with a sense of humour, who enjoys a giggle. Someone stress-free and drama-free with time to spare on their hands. Someone to share good times ahead with. If you're still genuinely intrigued and interested and wish to know more,👉then please get in touch👈, but please look at my location area and account for the mileage if you live at a distance and also remember! NO PHOTO📸NO REPLIES
Appearance
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Brown
- Height 5' 11" / 180cm
- Weight 18 st 0 lbs / 115kg
- Body type Large
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledNo
Politics
- Stance No Interest
Qualifications
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Qualifications
GCSEs / O levels and a degree
Employment
- Situation Retired
- Sector Wasn't listed as an option
- Income between £30,000 and £39,999
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Light Drinker
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Spiritual, and I sometimes practice my religion
- Interests
animals and antiques and arts and books and cars and computers and cooking and countryside and DIY and gardening and health and motorbikes and movies and
music—listening andmusic—making and outdoor activities and photography and religion and spirituality and restaurants andsport—watching and theatre and travel and TV
Children
- Have No
- Want I don't want to have children
Housing
- Home I rent my home
- Live With Alone
