About KeenAsMustard

KeenAsMustard is widowed and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Hi👋, and welcome to my profile🙋‍♂️. I've been single and living as a widower since early 2016 after the tragic loss of my long-term partner👩and, shortly after that event, the sad loss of my dear mother👵. So I've been very much alone ever since that time. I'm really hoping that after spending all this time on my own, I still have some attractiveness😍and appeal left in me to attract someone out there; after all, I've been sitting quietly on the shelf being unloved & unnoticed, gathering dust🧹for far too long. Surely someone in a similar position out there must be genuinely seeking the love🫶, care and friendship👫of a genuine, loving and sincere man🙋? Where are you🤷?

I'm strictly a Non-🚭Smoker🚬or Vaper💨🚭, having never tried either or ever will have the desire to start, as I literally cannot abide the stale, horrible smell of🤢tobacco smoke and prefer to avoid🙅places and people who partake in either habit🤮

I don't do any form of commercial drug abuse of any kind💉-💊, AND NEVER WILL. Generally, I'm a light drinker🥂only and dislike people who choose to heavy🤢binge drink, even on the odd occasion, as I'm a type-2 diabetic and I have strict policies on alcohol abuse and think it should always be kept to moderation🙅. And then for me, on those odd occasions when I choose to have the odd glass or drink, I enjoy a glass of full-bodied Red Wine🍷, or a small shot of whisky, depending on the type of mood I'm in🕺, or I'll have the odd ice❄️chilled bottle of lager🍺straight from the fridge, but I'll only drink amall amounts and in small moderations and only on odd occasions.

I love all pets and will accommodate most. I have a small Pug🐶called ''Little Frankie'' who's 9+ years old, and he's totally adorable🥰very friendly towards anyone who shows him kindness. I also love aquatics🐟and have 2 small freshwater tropical fish tanks, stocked with a whole host of colourful species🐠.

I do drive and own my own 4x4🚗.

I've always been a thrifty person, accumulating plenty of hard earned Savings💵for future holiday trips and exciting weekend breaks away, and I'm never short of spending capital. All I need is to find a suitable partner to join me in making new and exciting adventures together.

I retired from work some time ago for health and medical reasons, devoting my time to looking after my very sick mother👵in the coming months before she eventually died⚰️and passed away. Because of my circumstances, having lost both my partner👩& my mum👵within a short period of time, I'm completely Free & devoid of fuss, allowing me time to devote myself towards a suitable💃partner when they eventually come along. I'm a multi-skilled, very clever & creative-minded person🤓, having composed and written✍️a really interesting and informative book📖soon to be published, and I love to keep myself busy and active doing crafting and making things with odd bits and pieces I often find on my travels, like the beach or on the moors, or during walks. I used to have a real flair and talent for upcycling brown furniture, making it into desirable shabby-chic, and I still love to collect interesting antiques🏆. I'm a talented, creative painter and artist👨‍🎨and love painting🎨beach stones and making driftwood🪵artwork and sculpture pieces, which I've previously sold on commission. I'm certainly very inventive and have a real creative mind and flair; usually, if I can think it, I can certainly attempt to make it. I have a tenacious nature, and I always seem to find a way to problem-solve🤔; I've always been clever-minded🤓that way. Most of my life, I've always been a builder of castles🏰& a real home-maker🏠, as I'm a very tidy and proud🤴man and loved to build, create & construct🧱. I've been keen on model-making kits, especially anything to do with space🌕travel👨‍🚀and rocketry🚀. I love flying kites🪁; it's always been a real passion of mine for many years, and there's nothing more satisfying than watching a big stunt kite catching the wind🌬️. It's quite something to see.

You'll find me a thoroughly interesting and charming man to talk to🙋‍♂️with lots of topics and past experiences to engage in conversation about. I'm very Kind🫶Hearted, very Considerate👌and a person who you'll find very easy to talk to and communicate with. For those who live further afield, please note that I'm quite willing to eventually consider relocation if the location and circumstances are suitable and ideal. Presently, I'm living in a small, quaint, rural🐑village🐄on the very outskirts of the Teesside area TS150, so I'm very used to the peace & quiet and tranquillity of the countryside and rural🚜setting.

I'm tall, at 5''11, I'm quite muscular 💪, and I come Tattooed🐉and have the odd discreet piercing💍.

If you would like to contact me, then please send me a brief message introducing yourself with your name, telling me a little about yourself. Please could you also acknowledge you have taken the time to read through my profile👍. ⛔NO Profile PHOTO📸NO REPLY⛔Good luck, everyone🤞.