About KeenAsMustard

KeenAsMustard is widowed and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Hi, and welcome to my Profile👋Now I've reached 60; as much as I'd like, I'm not the young, fit, athletic man I once used to be, so if you're looking for Daley Thompson, then Swipe Left. Also, if you're a typical fussy nitpicker and a person who overly picks at every little thing, then best Swipe On Past Me👋, as I'm by no means perfect; I feel life is far too precious and short for nitpicking. For those who are genuinely interested, come and introduce yourself and say 'Hello', as I'm a real charmer once you get to know me, and a true gentleman with a heart of gold⭐. I'm a likeable person and eager to chat and engage with you. What have you got to lose?🤷

Here are all the important bits you need to consider before getting in touch🤔

I've been single, living alone as a widower since early 2016 after the loss of my long-term partner and shortly after that, losing my precious dear Mum👵.

I don't Smoke🚬or Vape💨, and Never have or ever Will, as I literally can't stand the horrible stale smell of🤢Tobacco smoke and avoid🙅 people who choose to partake in either disgusting habit🤮

I'm also a light Drinker🥂, but when I do partake, I love a glass of full-bodied Red Wine🍷, or a glass of Whisky🍹or a can of Lager🍺or two.

I'm a pet lover and very pet-friendly🐱🦜, and will accommodate most pets. I have a Pug🐶called Little Frankie who is 9 years old and 2 small tropical freshwater fish tanks🐠.

I'm a car owner and drive my own Nissan 4x4

I've accumulated plenty of Savings💵for future holidays and exciting weekend breaks away. I just need to find a suitable partner to join me in making new exciting adventures together.

I'm Fully Retired from work with no commitments. I come completely Drama and Stress-Free, allowing me plenty of time to devote and dedicate myself towards someone special. I'm skilled and love to craft and make sculptures with things I tend to find on the beach. I love to upcycle, and I love to collect antiques. I'm a talented painter and love to paint👨‍🎨beach stones or make driftwood🪵artwork sculptures. I'm very inventive and have a real creative mind. If I can think it, usually I can make it. I'm tenacious and always find a way to problem-solve🤔; I've always been clever like that🤓. I love to build and construct, and keen on building kit models. I love to fly kites 🪁; it's a real passion of mine, and there's nothing like a big stunt kite catching the wind. It's quite something.

You'll find me a very interesting, charming, lovable, and cuddly person❤️💋. I'm Kind-Hearted, Considerate, Romantic❤️and Tactile👌and a person who you'll find it easy to talk to and communicate with.

I'm 5''11 tall, I'm quite Muscular💪, and I'm Tattooed and have a discreet piercing.

If I appeal to you and you like what you read and see, why not send me a message greeting telling me about you? Please try to say more than just ''Hello'' and please acknowledge that you've read my profile. ⛔NO Profile PHOTO📸NO REPLY⛔ Good luck, everyone👌