About KeenAsMustard

KeenAsMustard is widowed and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Hi, and welcome to my New Profile🙋 The Reddest, Ripest🍎Apples rarely ever fall from the very top of the Tree🌳or ever Get Eaten. So if you're reading my profile, ''Think Posative Thoughts'' as it's a ''Great Choice & Golden Opportunity for someone''🙌as you'll never read or see a more Genuine, Open, Honest, and Sincere Profile as mine👍and it's truthful and Directly to the point,👍as I'm not here to Play Silly Games or Waste Mine or your Time.

While I fully appreciate that contacting a total stranger can be a daunting and risky thing to do, and certainly to some, it's a huge gamble. Without taking Chances, how do you ever propose to Meet Anyone At All? So either way, you have to have a little faith and plenty of Luck? I feel the right person is definitely out there somewhere, just waiting for me. Due to the loss of both my parents and my long-term partner, I guarentee No fuss or Worries. I have No Family Ties holding me down, or come with any Children to worry about, or have any Work-Related Commitments, as I'm Fully-Retired. Also,''NO Profile PHOTO📸NO REPLY⛔'' It's your Choice?

⚠️Warning to ALL Smokers & Vapers⚠️: I'm Totally Allergic🤢to ALL Nicotine & Tobacco Related Products of any kind and have been since a small child. So'' absolutely NO SMOKERS🚬or💨VAPERS need apply🤮'' If you partake in either Disgusting Habit🚭Immediately ''SWIPE-LEFT-NOW''👈

Introduction:
I'm Fully Retired. Solvent💵. Looking for Long-Term Commitment. I've Never🚭Smoked🚬or Vaped💨, and totally Drug-Free💊and hardly ever Drink🍺. I'm totally Pet-Friendly🐶🐱.

My interests include:
Crafting, Fly🪰Tying & Fly fishing. Painting🎨Woodwork🪓 Antiques, Gardening🌸Photography, Beachcombing, and Walking. I love writing, and I have just written a book about a mysterious topic📖

If you're genuinely eager and interested and still wish to Know More,👉then Please Get In Touch👈