About jay2be
jay2be is single and is seeking females for a serious relationship.
I'm a decent bloke with a good sense of humour, loyal to a fault, and my dog reckons I'm the best human going. Looking for a woman who can laugh at life's chaos, doesn't kick the dog (that's a deal-breaker), and has a kind heart.
Bonus points if, on the occasional "bad day," you come equipped with a headguard and gumshield. I promise I won't fight back—I know when I'm beaten! 😄
I enjoy good conversation, a proper laugh, cosy nights in, and making the most of life without taking myself too seriously. If you appreciate honesty, sarcasm, and someone who'll always put the kettle on after an argument, we'll probably get along.
If you're navigating the menopause and can still find something to laugh about, we'll have plenty in common—because life's too short not to have a sense of humour.
Swipe right if you want someone who'll make you smile, treat you with respect, and always make sure the dog gets a biscuit too.
Appearance
- Hair Light Brown
- Eyes Green
- Height 5' 8" / 173cm
- Weight 11 st 2 lbs / 71kg
- Body type Slim
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledNo
Politics
- Stance No Interest
Qualifications
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Qualifications
GCSEs / O levels
Employment
- Situation Self Employed
- Sector Transport / Logistics
- Income between £50,000 and £59,999
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Don't Drink
- Smoking Light
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Not religious, but I don't practice my religion
- Interests
cooking and DIY and gardening and
music—listening and restaurants andsport—watching and travel
Children
- Have No
- Want I don't want to have children
Housing
- Home I rent my home
- Live With Alone
