About AllotmentAndDog

AllotmentAndDog is single and is seeking males for friendship or a serious relationship.

All about me. Me me me 😁

II work too hard. I am easily entertained but easily bored if that makes sense.

Brilliant sense of humour, check me out 😂 but you know what I mean, I make myself laugh. I'm quick witted so it's exhausting when you need to explain patter. I love a pun.
I'm like a kid magnet, they're like flies round 💩 but I don't have any of my own because I've worked my life away but I love their daft energy.
Mad about animals. I'm pretty geeky.
I'm up for anything like a big kid I find the fun in everything.

I worked out the other night that I've been single for 10 years or so mainly because I just didn't have time and I'm quite happy by myself.

I'm not a mad party animal, I don't have a massive group of friends because people are generally annoying and selfish.
Saying that I'm probably a bit selfish. Who isn't really.
I like to know how things work and why they work so I'll just research a topic for weeks just because it sparked my interest then I might not look at it again.
I love conversation, animated faces and people . I love listening to people's adventure stories and their dreams and plans.

I love exploring, I love driving. I can't understand why someone would want to drive an automatic car through choice.

I'm crap to watch a film with, I'd be saying there's no chance he'd be able to jump that ravine in one go etc I'd drive you nuts.

I hate text speak as in Txt SPK, don't be lazy just type the word. I know I'm petty but don't substitute letters for numbers. It makes you sound retarded.
Anyway that's my issue not yours (M8) 😁

I don't want a stinky smoker, rank fag breath in my face nah you're ok.
I don't care about looks but cock eyed is a no.
I love a geek or brains you don't need to be book smart just no man himbos.

Someone that's cheery and just gets shit done. Moody or huffy folk drive me nuts I hate it.

I treat folk with respect, I won't embarrass you or get on your nerves, I'm fun to be around. I'm not a stunner but I'm not a dog.

The dream would be to buy some land and create a homestead set up.

I'm happy just to have a penpal type general chat pal and see where it goes. Don't go falling in love with me after 5 minutes I'm only kidding really but don't.
Don't bother sending me dick pics or filthy chat , there'll be loads of folk looking for that, it's not my thing.
Anyway, I'm rambling a bit now but there you go 🙈😆 that's my intro.

I know it's an odd description as they call it but what's the point in writing nonsense... I like long walks and cosy nights in all of that, everyone probably writes that. Just be upfront.
I haven't been on a thing like this before so maybe I'll be booted on for being a nonconformist.

Good luck on your mission everyone, it'll all work out for you I'm sure 👍