About ABCDGOLDFISH

ABCDGOLDFISH is single and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

I have read some profiles to see what I should write and it appears I have to brag or lie about myself whilst half naked draped over someone' else's sports car !! Ok here goes ...

I go to the gym regularly.. actually I visit my mate Jim regularly ✔️

To be fair I do keep myself in shape.. this week's shape is a bag of spuds. 🥔

I am told I don't look my age, or was that I don't act my age!

I like fine dining.. I always ask for a fork at the chippy. 🍟

I like good wine .. oh wait I like to whine 🍷

I still have all my marbles.. tell a lie, I pinched them off Eric when I was twelve.

I have plenty of money.. truth is I had a big win on Monopoly 🎩

You still reading this ?

Seriously, I don't take myself or life too seriously, the profile photo is me looking gormless while trying to do a selfie. I look far worse in real life 🤪

When it comes to a partner I don't really have a type, I like natural ladies and a beautiful smile trumps everything. A pulse would be a bonus. 🫀Also I am not looking for a one night stand or casual fling It appears many on here are.

I have my own place it's a cardboard box but it's mine and a set of wheels, no car just a set of wheels ! 😂

I don't have tattoos and like them. Not judging just not for me. I have no interest in sport and have no children. No baggage really.

If you are still interested after reading this please say hello. 💐