About WIganWonderer
WIganWonderer is single and is seeking females for a casual relationship or a serious relationship.
This is your last chance... get out while you still can!
Don't say I didn't warn you...
Seriously, I'm bad news... please do yourself a favour and
go pick a nice accountanty-type your nan would approve of...
Ooo... how quaint... you're still here! :) ... Okay... you might just
be my kind-a-ghoul... best go have a pee then... grab a
drink and kick ya sweaty li'l shoes orf... ;)
Whodathunkit... we survived afterall ;) ha... So... as the heating
fires up after a few weeks off... and we begin to skid on the
vibrant leaves of Autumn 2025 I'm feeling incredibly
optimistic about the future... and really looking forward to
meeting a proper li'l baddie... might that be you? ;)
I have a very unique and unconventional history to share
with the right candidate when the times right... I'm very
open, honest, trustworthy... I know my own mind and my
moral compass points unwaveringly true north... and the
one you've been waiting for... Le pièce de résistance... I'm
loyal as a Labrador... should you actually manage to sway
my undivided care & attention... ;)
I expect you to be free of your ex emotionally... this is not
my first rodeo! ;) Also... you should not have "Raleigh"
tattooed down your front forks... ya dig? ;)
You can expect in return an emotionally savvy, worldly-
wise and discerning man.
I’m VERY aware that being on here can oftentimes make a
lady feel as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of
rocking chairs... I get it :)
I guarantee you... in no time at all you'll feel comfy with me
if we were off to the Palace of Buckingham...
paradoxically... doing something a bit wild, outrageous
and fun... I'm always conjuring up shenanigans! ;) ...
Hey... we only live once and the only thing we own are our
memories... so we'll be making LOTS of those for when we're
sat in our rockin' chairs on the front porch in many years to
come... with a wry smile that no-one can budge off our chops ;)
There's a quick-list for your immediate perusal on here of
some of my basic interests... the more quirky passion projects, I'll
save for the lucky one... :D ha
Hey... if you're a bit off the wall or even vanilla with
sprinkles and raspberry sauce... you're welcome here...
I don't give a big rats backside what you've got... or not
got... I don't care about your CV... just attend to your
personal hygiene and be cool... okay! ;)
Wow! You made it to the end! Go grrrl! You might just be the illusive one! ;)
For the love of God... Sweet baby Jeyzus... His Mam and all the Saints...
send me more than a "hi hw r u"... muchos gracias... M ;) X
Appearance
- Hair Bald / Shaved
- Eyes Hazel
- Height 6' 0" / 183cm
- Weight I'd rather not say
- Body type Slightly Overweight
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledNo
Politics
- Stance Wasn't listed as an option
Qualifications
- Qualifications a degree
Employment
- Situation Self Employed
- Sector Management / Executive
- Income I'd rather not say
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Light Drinker
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Wasn't listed as an option, but I don't practice my religion
- Interests
animals and arts and books and computers and cooking and family and gym and health and movies and
music—listening andmusic—making and outdoor activities and pubs and restaurants and theatre
Children
- Have Yes (living at home)
- Want I may want to have more children
Housing
- Home I own my home
- Live With Children