About Whippersnapper

Whippersnapper is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

If age is important to you I'm a few days shy of 29. Being 21+ and female is a solid start.

1. Age isn't an issue. I'm not averse to significant age gaps. If you're on death's door leave me something nice in your will though.

2. The part of my profile that says I'm looking for "friendships" is a lie. If you have a friendzone that needs occupying I'm not the guy. If you get DM's from men who remind you of Golden Retrievers pick the most tolerable one.

3. If you're interested in receiving (or giving) massages, you have a moral obligation to notify me immediately. If you wasted your time creating a profile on www.massageexchange.com before realising everything is locked behind a paywall we can bond over this shared experience.

4. Ask me something to check if we're compatible. If you lead a weird or sick demented lifestyle like veganism or you have a celebrity crush on Steven Seagal I have a right to know about it before you hack me to pieces in my sleep.