About WestofThere

WestofThere is single and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

So er i'm not in the UK :)

New pics me trying to look cool , me when i was a model in Milan ( it may look like TKMax thats just er a coincedence ) me outside doing outside stuff .amazing really :-)

ok so here's a funny story i made up .
I have recently become the King of Japongoland ,, which came as a bit of a shock , but these things happen . Anyway its fair to say that i have a lot of new responsibilities , including protecting the sacred BillBongo tree , named after the sacred Bill who played the Bongo and lived in that tree. Unfortunately the sacred Bill fell out of the tree and broke his neck . But he will always be remembered as the bloody fool who fell out of that tree.

Japongoland is know through out nearly a lot of places for its sacred herb that we call the sacred Catsmukus . If you smoke it , or rub it into your grandmother ,, all your problems with be fixed and you shall receive many vouchers for Lidls amazing products . But be careful dont take too much or you will forget who you think you are and very possibly end up in Aldi . Dont rub too much into your grandmother or she will turn into a pirate and attack the neighbors dogs, who were just minding their own business , although they do do their business on our lawn quite a bit and there has been a bit of trouble over that before .

Anyway I have no more time for this idle chat ,,, i must talk to my people for it is the time to gather the sacred Catsmukus . They can be very hard to catch , many tempers will be lost but i know my people will prevail and be successful at it eventually ,also we don't need that many tempers anyway so loosing a few is okay.

Claustrophobic agrophobe with delusions of mediocrity seeks altruistic outlier for comparison of subjective experiences .

Favorite book: Nihilistic Existentialism for Dummies
Favorite movie: Napoleon Dynamite (vote Pedro )
Favorite Pilosophers: Pinky AND the Brain narff .

In the words of Willy Shakestick:
I live in a Yurt
Planting things in the dirt
If you wear a skirt
I will wear a shirt
bingo bongo bango etc wisdom

Yes home , car , degrees , lived in , and visted other countries. Semi retired now .
Looking for long term love and friendship .
I'm creative and a bit waky so you need to similar :-)