I am an esteemed British gentleman, to the manor born. I can speak 14 languages, as long as they’re all English. I can play any musical instrument, apart from the bagpipes, they sound awful to anyone.
I can fashion any tree, any hedge in to a vulva.
In the days before medicine, I survived gonorrhoea, chlamydia, the plague, club foot, leprosy, black fever, yellow fever, night fever.
But most importantly, and I must emphasise this is THE most important thing about me. I am a certified master coxman
My criteria is pretty straightforward but I’ve missed the odd red flag here and there in the past.
Firstly give yourself 5 points then add 1 point for the following:
IQ at least in double digits
Foreign blooded (part or whole)
Can perform a full squat with correct technique
Now minus 1 point for each of the following
2 cats or more
Blameless and selfish
Full bush 70s style
No sense of humour
If you scored 8 or above I’d love to hear from you lol
What do you like most about where you currently live?
Where I grew up, being close to my friends and family
What do you enjoy most about your current job?
I’m pretty much my own boss
What are your favourite leisure activities?
All sports rugby golf football cricket
Where in the world are your favourite places?
Anywhere new and exciting
Where in the world would you love to visit?
Bali, America Australia
What would you do on an ideal date?
That would be telling
What are you looking for in a partner?
Fun and adventure openness and more adventure
What makes a good relationship?
Communicating is key and lots of laughs
What makes you laugh?
Comedy the funnier the better
What music do you like?
All, dance indie rock rnb
What has been the highlight of your life so far?
My daughter and my sporting achievements
What are you looking forward to in the future?
Happiness can’t say any more than that
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Blue
- Height 6' 0" / 183cm
- Weight 16 st 0 lbs / 102kg
- Body type Athletic
- Glasses No
- Ethnicity White
- Stance No Interest
- Qualifications a degree
- Situation Employed
- Income between £40,000 and £49,999
- Alcohol Moderate Drinker
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Not religious, but I don't practice my religion
- Have Yes (living at home)
- Want I may want to have more children
- Home I own my home
- Live With Wasn't listed as an option