About Tecky

Tecky is single and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Professional joker. Part-time reliable human. Full-time menace to borin’ conversations.

Friends describe me as fun to be around. They’re bein’ polite. I’m the guy who turns a quiet Sunday into an unplanned road trip with the roof down, questionable playlist decisions (alternative punk one minute, rap the next — I make both), and zero intention of washin’ up afterwards. Cookin’ is an art. Dishes are a group project.

Arsenal s’porter by blood, occasional rugby and boxin’ for the character-buildin’ bruises, and a strong preference for explorin’ the UK one long drive at a time. I lost my dog in 2024, and still feel the absence. If you have one (or want one), I’m already halfway in love with the long-walk potential.

Looking for something serious with a woman who values honesty, kindness, manners, humour, self-respect with courage who can hold a good conversation. Bonus points if we share a few things in common and you can tolerate a man who speaks fluent English… until one night he gets so drunk and starts wafflin’ in pure gibberish.

I’m enjoyin’ life, buildin’ wealth, and currently acceptin’ applications for someone special to share the good moments with. If you’ve made it this far, you’re already more interestin’ than 90% of profiles. Message me. Let’s see if the chemistry is as good as the banter.