You women make it hard for us men… Ahem! Let me rephrase that! You women don’t make it EASY for us men when it comes to writing a profile! We have to be confident, rich, romantic, professional, intelligent, sophisticated, tall, dark, handsome, generous, funny, energetic, hung like a donkey AND have a sense of humour. OK, fair enough, I do have all these qualities, except the sense of humour, but it still doesn’t make writing a profile easy.
Let’s face it, if I had the body of a twenty-something underwear model (and God forbid, the mind of one), the face of Quasimodo and the voice of Joe Pasquale would you still fancy me? Well, maybe… that’s why they created paper bags and vented ball gags.
Whilst I do have daytime fantasies of running hand-in-hand across Caribbean beach scenes or flying off to Paris for a dirty weekend with my newly found lover, a chat over a glass of vino or cocktail might be a tad more Realistic.
If you are looking for a wrinkly, old, fat Sugar Daddy who is the CEO of a blue chip multi-national with his own private Lear jet, chauffeur driven limousine, company owned penthouse apartments in Mayfair, Manhattan and Singapore, then I’m probably not your man.
If, however, you’re looking for a confident, articulate, professional, successful, energetic, well spoken, respectful, considerate, intelligent, well traveled, educated, incredibly tall (well...), sexy, handsome, clean shaven (at times), well dressed, athletically built, discreet, drama free silver fox in his naughty forties who likes to smell good and look after his appearance then I might be ideal.
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Hazel
- Height 5' 9" / 175cm
- Weight 12 st 7 lbs / 80kg
- Body type Athletic
- Glasses No
- Ethnicity White
- Stance Centre
- Situation Self Employed
- Income I'd rather not say
- Alcohol Light Drinker
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Spiritual, but I don't practice my religion
books and cooking and countryside and family and gaming and gardening and gym and health and movies and
music—listeningand outdoor activities and spirituality and restaurants and theatre and travel and TV
- Have Yes (living at home)
- Want I don't want to have more children
- Home I own my home
- Live With Children