I am not looking for anything from anyone as I am in a relationship.
Warning !! - Any messages I get will be deleted unread as I am only here for the forums.
Why not have a look at them and see if you fancy joining in the conversations.
Forums...did I mention the Forums..
When it comes to endless messaging I am useless as it bores me stupid! On a phone or meeting in person I can talk for England but I do love to banter and in that respect, ping pong messaging is ace if you do too!
I am very direct, far too bossy for my own good and far too independent too and those are my good points!
My sense of humour is very dry and sarcastic, hence the username and I love to laugh, it's good for the soul.
I enjoy the simple things in life as they give me the greatest pleasure...drinking coffee, pottering around the garden, going for a walk or a mooch, having a carvery, eating fish and chips by the sea ...As much as I enjoy my own company, they are much more enjoyable done with someone else.
- Hair Grey
- Eyes Green
- Height 5' 5" / 165cm
- Weight I'd rather not say
- Body type Wasn't listed as an option
- Glasses Yes
- Ethnicity White
- Stance Wasn't listed as an option
- Qualifications a qualification which was not listed as an option
- Situation Wasn't listed as an option
- Income I'd rather not say
- Alcohol Don't Drink
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet Wasn't listed as an option
- Religion Wasn't listed as an option, but I don't practice my religion
- Have No
- Want I don't want to have children
- Home I neither own nor rent my home
- Live With Wasn't listed as an option