'I hurt myself today to see if I still bleed' If you know the quote maybe we will get on If I'm honest it would be good to meet a size queen, yes I've a large Dicky Davies. Someone that doesn't think they disserve a relationship and understands equality works both ways and please no ...

Short version: I am looking for Someone whom will augment/fit into/enhance the quality of my life, preferably she has left her baggage behind, and ... a view to possible long term. PS I dislike forcing a chat with staccato yes/no short responses, keep that in mind. Long version: Been there ...

The pictures on this profile aren't me, they're from a couple of photo frames I bough from a charity shop. I've no idea who the guy is, I hope he ... How did someone as fabulous as me get to be single I hear you asking? Yes I am wondering that ...

My Own Dating Interview: Narrator: “Hi-and welcome along to another dating profile. I have with me a guy called Ben, whose hoping he’ll find ... believe in all that rubbish?” Ben (in a defensive tone): “uh… yes, I am, actually. I was a sceptic as well a while ago, but having done ...

AVAILABLE FOR SHORT/LONG TERM LEASE Before I begin - If a guy makes the effort to create a profile, try sending more than an uninspiring 'Hi'! ... to know about you? Wait for it (TBBT fans already know this one) - 'Yes. That you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the Sun's ...

Hello, my names Lee... I consider myself to be a very relaxed easy going person with a good heart if not slightly random. I'm a Baggage Handler/ ... scenery and cricket soundtrack lol. The perfect white beaches of Bali. Yes ...

Dinning, Theatre, Cinema, travelling. Yes, very romantic and loyal to my partner. Are you romantic? Asking her where she would like to go. Find my other half to share what life throws at us. My children. My work over the past 20 years saw me progressing to become an experienced professional. ...