LOOKING FOR FRIENDSHIP INITIALLY HOWEVER THIS MAY CHANGE FOR THE RIGHT PERSON I AM A FORMER BIKER I USED TO RACE MOTORBIKES AS A HOBBY ALSO TAKE ... MUCH FOR TAKING THE TIME TO STAY THIS LONG AND READ ALL ABOUT THIS AND YES I WILL CONSIDER MARRIAGE WITH THE RIGHT LADY THANKS EVER SO MUCH. I ...

I BELIEVE THAT HONESTY IS ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY BUT HAVING SAID THAT IT DOES NOT WORK IN MY FAVOUR ON HERE. YES I DO WEAR TIGHTS BUT NOT IN PUBLIC. USUALLY I AM REJECTED BECAUSE OF THIS WHICH I THINK IS VERY JUDGEMENTAL. It would make a pleasant change if I was accepted for who I am on here. ...

'I hurt myself today to see if I still bleed' If you know the quote maybe we will get on If I'm honest it would be good to meet a size queen, yes I've a large Dicky Davies. Someone that doesn't think they disserve a relationship and understands equality works both ways and please no ...

Short version: I am looking for Someone whom will augment/fit into/enhance the quality of my life, preferably she has left her baggage behind, and ... a view to possible long term. PS I dislike forcing a chat with staccato yes/no short responses, keep that in mind. Long version: Been there ...

The pictures on this profile aren't me, they're from a couple of photo frames I bough from a charity shop. I've no idea who the guy is, I hope he ... How did someone as fabulous as me get to be single I hear you asking? Yes I am wondering that ...

My Own Dating Interview: Narrator: “Hi-and welcome along to another dating profile. I have with me a guy called Ben, whose hoping he’ll find ... believe in all that rubbish?” Ben (in a defensive tone): “uh… yes, I am, actually. I was a sceptic as well a while ago, but having done ...

AVAILABLE FOR SHORT/LONG TERM LEASE Before I begin - If a guy makes the effort to create a profile, try sending more than an uninspiring 'Hi'! ... to know about you? Wait for it (TBBT fans already know this one) - 'Yes. That you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the Sun's ...