About PerkyFerret
PerkyFerret is single and is seeking females for a serious relationship.
Blimey, where do you start with these things? It's amazing how many ladies can't be bothered filling this in then expecting a detailed personal introduction, give us guys something to go on!
Well let’s get the bad over and done with… Proper Dad ‘bod, I'm not winning any Mr. Universe competitions any time soon :D I have complex mental health problems having been diagnosed Bipolar, PTSD, and a whole list of other letters, I have it it all in a downloadable eBook or PDF :D~ oops lost half of you right there! For those sat on the lav still reading this tomb... I have tattoos, I'm a recovering alcoholic (10 years sober!), mostly my own teeth, the whole 'kicked by a startled horse' look ;) A Jeremy Kyle series in one big glorious episode! Yup, I'm really selling it! Bet ya can't hit that message button quickly enough!... Well either that or X! X! X! :D
Now, if you're still here and not grabbed your coat and done a runner..
I have turned my life around, I’m a semi-retired professional photographer, yeah yeah, I know, you've heard it all before, but give me a minute, I work with The Brain Tumour Charity and produce art for my Instagram followers, I'm building quite an audience, maybe I'll get influencer status and advertise cheap tat :D or one day I’ll flog one of those nifty NFT things and make a fortune! :’D
I live with my two adorable kitties, Milly, who is an adorable tortoiseshell, quiet and gentle, and Kevin, my young Emotional Support Animal, he goes everywhere with me, bubbly, adventurous, and very curious, so whilst you don't have to be a cat lover it would be a bonus if you are at least not allergic to them!
I've been considered a geek, or perhaps a nerd, I'd love to claim the intelligence for such an accolade but I think it's more to do with my interests and specific knowledge rather than a higher level of thinking.
I am looking for a very special type of person, they will be patient and understanding, they will know that people can indeed change, that some recognize the bad elements within themselves and have worked hard with professionals and services to confront those elements and eliminate them. This person will be non judgemental, they will understand that our life experiences effect us and each of us deals with those experiences differently; they will see I am a thoughtful person, kind, honest, and loyal, and they will appreciate my open nature.
All I ask is that you are not a heavy drinker, pubs don’t phase me but my party days are long gone, being a recovering alcoholic it's a no brainer avoiding that kind of environment, and to be honest if you don't know what to do if the activity doesn't involve alcohol then you're not for me. I'm not into ANY kind of illegal drugs whatsoever, each to their own but I don't want it in my life. Monogamy only, you know us guys can only cope with one task at a time :D
I will reply to all messages if you have taken the time to send a sincere introduction, I know I'm an aquired taste but there's no need for being offensive, if you just say hi, you'll just get hi back :p
Congratulations on the purchase of your home, car, tin of beans, whatever, it doesn't impress me, you can't take it with you, some things are more valuable than possessions.
Yes I drive and have a vehicle, for some shallow fickle people this is important.
Appearance
- Hair Bald / Shaved
- Eyes Blue
- Height 5' 11" / 180cm
- Weight I'd rather not say
- Body type Large
- Glasses Yes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledYes
Politics
- Stance No Interest
Qualifications
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Qualifications
GCSEs / O levels and a BTEC (or equivalent) and A levels (or equivalent)
Employment
- Situation Retired
- Sector Media
- Income I'd rather not say
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Don't Drink
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Wasn't listed as an option, but I don't practice my religion
- Interests
computers and countryside and DIY and gaming and movies and
music—listening and outdoor activities and photography and restaurants and travel
Children
- Have Yes (not living at home)
- Want I don't want to have more children
Housing
- Home I rent my home
- Live With Alone