About Onlyhereforone

Onlyhereforone is divorced and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

I love food shopping and I have an extensive collection of carrier bags if you're interested and would like to chat. Hasn't the price of food sky rocketed? Have you seen the price of lamb these days? Ooooh and don't talk to me about joints of beef! Now I remember it was only a few years ago you could buy a 1.3kg chicken for £2.99. Ooooh and hasn't Sainsburys gone expensive, and their offers are always out of stock, and their tripe is a funny colour, and there's only ever one person on the till and she's away with the fairies, and the fish counter doesn't half smell fishy, and that bloke who collects trolleys looks like a wrong 'en, and can you guess how many nectar points I collected last month? Go on...have a guess! Oi!...where you goin'?...come back I haven't finished. I was about to convey to you the wonders of the reduced section and the bounty of cut price smell by date treasures it beholds from around 5pm every evening blah blah blah de blah.🤣 On a more serious note, I'm currently living with my ex partner until one of us makes a move. It's far from ideal and I truly appreciate that my situation could understandably be off-putting and I'm pushing my luck quite a bit. However, we've been happily split up for a good while now as we just gradually stopped getting along like a couple should. If I felt that a new relationship wouldn't work I certainly wouldn't waste mine or anybody else's time on here. Please don't be dismissive. Like, message, and chat. It won't cost you the earth and you just never know. 🤔 If nothing else I am totally transparent.
I'm quite articulate with a quirky sense of humour, and I work part-time so I have lots of free time including weekends. I have many interests such as a love of cooking and lots of holidays abroad.
I adore my little sausages Beau and Pip and lots of walkies.
I have no mental baggage or hang-ups. I'm in a good place and absolutely certain that my company would enrich your life tenfold...haha!
I'm open to any questions and would love to hear from you. If not, take care and good luck on your quest. Gary.

What do you like most about where you currently live?

Solitude, countrside, no idiots.

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

Making a difference to peoples lives, being semi retired and having lots of free time.

What are your favourite leisure activities?

going abroad often, playing the guitar, going out for a meal or to the pub.

Where in the world are your favourite places?

Puerto de la Cruz, anywhere that isn't raining.

Where in the world would you love to visit?

South America and Egypt (again).

What would you do on an ideal date?

Laugh like there's no tomorrow.

What are you looking for in a partner?

Someone with a sense of humour with a similar mentality (mind of a toy), doesn't take herself too seriously, and doesn't spend half her life in front of a mirror.

What makes a good relationship?

Common interests, similar views and beliefs, mutual attraction.

What makes you laugh?

Anything remotely funny of course. Being the butt of a joke (I can laugh at myself).

What music do you like?

There's always a great song in any genre. My playlist is extremely varied. Heavy rock, 80's, pop, you name it.

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

waking up at 60 and still being able to jump out of bed.

What are you looking forward to in the future?

Lots more jumping in and out of bed.