About MayorOfSingleville

MayorOfSingleville is single and is seeking females for a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

Hi, welcome to my disastrous profile.

Mildly intelligent (not stupid) guy with better than A&E looks seeks a non-mental woman. I work, drive, brush my teeth and don't wear a wig. I am of normal height/weight, don't send dirty pics and can't be bothered with Instagram.

No ex issues, one 6 year old daughter, crap car, live alone in my own house, work too hard, don't get out enough - but that is your fault for not messaging me...

Prospective dates should be breathing, female and within 30 miles. It's gruelling criteria I know! Looking for the special one, not another one. It must sound quite boring to some (it rhymes, it wasn't intended). I admire confidence and self-security, somebody who knows where they are and what they want, calmness and a level head... it's rare!

Does it sound like you? Fancy a ride on the Kevin-coaster? that sounds wrong but you know what I mean! If so, brighten my evening and drop me a message... it might just be the best thing you ever do... or if you don't, you might end up dying of old age and alone?

First date..

Something different. how about this...

I pick you up in my awesome Peugeot 107. You get in. There's lit candles in the car. You say "...is that dangerous?" and I reply "Yes, but I like danger."

We go to your favourite pub and have a drink, a chat, a laugh. I also manage to beat you at pool and that makes me happy. It's a fantastic evening. We come outside and we see my car is on fire.

You say "Kevin, your car's on fire. Aren't you upset?". I pull out a bag of marshmallows and reply "No, I knew that was going to happen"

Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.