About MayorOfSingleville

MayorOfSingleville is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

Oh dear, how many times do you see people that catch your eye and think "I must send a message" and then a second thought pops in "Actually, it's probably all shit and I can't be bothered"? Is it just me?

First date.. how about this...

I pick you up in my awesome Peugeot 107. You get in. There are lit candles in the car. You say "...is that dangerous?" and I reply "Yes, but I like danger."

We go to your favourite pub and have a drink, a chat, a laugh. I also manage to beat you at pool and that makes me happy. It's a fantastic evening. We come outside and we see my car is on fire.

You say "Kevin, your car's on fire. Aren't you upset?". I pull out a bag of marshmallows and reply "No, I knew that was going to happen"

Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.