Hi, welcome to my disastrous profile.
Mildly intelligent (not stupid) guy with better than A&E looks seeks a non-mental woman. I work, drive, brush my teeth and don't wear a wig. I am of normal height/weight, don't send dirty pics and can't be bothered with Instagram.
No ex issues, one 6 year old daughter, crap car, live alone in my own house, work too hard, don't get out enough - but that is your fault for not messaging me...
Prospective dates should be breathing, female and within 30 miles. It's gruelling criteria I know! Looking for the special one, not another one. It must sound quite boring to some (it rhymes, it wasn't intended). I admire confidence and self-security, somebody who knows where they are and what they want, calmness and a level head... it's rare!
Does it sound like you? Fancy a ride on the Kevin-coaster? that sounds wrong but you know what I mean! If so, brighten my evening and drop me a message... it might just be the best thing you ever do... or if you don't, you might end up dying of old age and alone?
Something different. how about this...
I pick you up in my awesome Peugeot 107. You get in. There's lit candles in the car. You say "...is that dangerous?" and I reply "Yes, but I like danger."
We go to your favourite pub and have a drink, a chat, a laugh. I also manage to beat you at pool and that makes me happy. It's a fantastic evening. We come outside and we see my car is on fire.
You say "Kevin, your car's on fire. Aren't you upset?". I pull out a bag of marshmallows and reply "No, I knew that was going to happen"
Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Green
- Height 5' 11" / 180cm
- Weight 14 st 10 lbs / 94kg
- Body type Average
- Glasses No
- Ethnicity White
- Stance Wasn't listed as an option
GCSEs / O levelsand a BTEC (or equivalent) and a qualification which was not listed as an option
- Situation Employed
- Income I'd rather not say
- Alcohol Moderate Drinker
- Smoking Light
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Not religious, but I don't practice my religion
books and computers and countryside and cycling and DIY and family and gaming and gardening and movies and outdoor activities and pubs and restaurants and
sport—watchingand travel and TV
- Have Yes (sometimes living at home)
- Want I don't want to have more children
- Home I own my home
- Live With Alone