About LeeHull55

LeeHull55 is single and is seeking females for a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

Describe yourself in this tiny box, Lee, said the lovely FreeDating people; give us your whole life in a few keystrokes. "I'll try," I sighed, keyboard fingers twitching, "but that's SOME ask."

I'll start with how I rewrote the rulebook. I wasn't satisfied, though, so I changed the world too. It's better now.

I invented chocolate.

I even worked out people only look at the pictures on dating profiles, so you can write any old cobblers here.

Stephen Hawking used to copy my homework.

Cheerleaders shake pom-poms at me.

Supermodels have me on speed-dial.

I wrote the perfect joke, then made it funnier.

I climb walls with no visible means of support.

Buildings topple with a mere shake of my trouser leg.

I stop tsunamis with a wag of my finger.

I broke the mould, then fixed it.

I gave Tyson a wedgy.

I made it in New York, then everywhere. Including Hull.

Several legendary rock concerts were staged within my internal belly button.

The sky WAS the limit.

I invented the bag. People's arms were always full of stuff, but now they appreciate such a portable, convenient storage solution.

My head's visible from space.

The laws of physics don't apply to me.

My ringtone's sung by angels descending from heaven.

Meaning of life? Just ask.

I discovered dark matter AND dark energy with a mere fumble down the back of my sofa.

But I've never been out with you, so please send a message.

(Photos from 2023 and 2025)