About humpty
humpty is widowed and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.
old, fat and ugly...well not so much ugly as 'scare the kids'. my granddaughter thinks i look like a friendly yeti, and not scary at all (but i do slip her extra pocket-money from time to time).
my GSOH has been resurrected following a boozy party at my home just recently for about 30 family and friends from the village, on my late wife's birthday, when we celebrated her life with music and enough laughter to lift the rafters, in the style she set in life. it was fun! i even got propositioned twice, one to take me out on a date and the other wanted to spend the night! of course they were drunk, but still it lifted my mood. my daughter ordered them a taxi to avoid any further embarrassment.
at my age and appearance i should hardly expect romance and would be content with a warm friendship with a lady who can look past the ugly and see the soul within.
i should add that my profile photo was taken just before lockdown. other photo taken in december last year.
What do you like most about where you currently live?
quiet, great neighbours, large house
What do you enjoy most about your current job?
not having to set alarm as i am retired
What are your favourite leisure activities?
painting, having friends over, mensa meetings, reading.
Where in the world are your favourite places?
cayman brac in the caribbean.
Where in the world would you love to visit?
the orkney, shetland and iceland (been everywhere else)
What would you do on an ideal date?
an intimate restaurant then home for coffee or drinks
What are you looking for in a partner?
smiley, warm, younger than me, other than that i'll know when i meet her
What makes a good relationship?
compatibility, trust, forgiveness, laughter.
What makes you laugh?
my granddaughter and my grandson, every day
What music do you like?
everything except rap and bagpipes
What has been the highlight of your life so far?
meeting my late wife and 37 wonderful years
What are you looking forward to in the future?
a few more years of good health
Appearance
- Hair Grey
- Eyes Hazel
- Height 5' 11" / 180cm
- Weight 16 st 10 lbs / 106kg
- Body type Large
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledNo
Politics
- Stance No Interest
Qualifications
- Qualifications a degree
Employment
- Situation Retired
- Sector Wasn't listed as an option
- Income I'd rather not say
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Moderate Drinker
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Atheist, but I don't practice my religion
- Interests
antiques and arts and books and cooking and countryside and gardening and movies and
music—listening and spirituality and restaurants and travel
Children
- Have Yes (not living at home)
- Want I don't want to have more children
Housing
- Home I own my home
- Live With Wasn't listed as an option