About Forgottenmoon

Forgottenmoon is divorced and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice with my bare hands. I
I can woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook amazing Asian food. I am an expert in noodles, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru.

I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis balls at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Lord of the Rings, Moby Dick, and Oliver Twist in one day, and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, performed open heart surgery, and have duetted with Elvis. But so far, I haven’t talked to you.