About CoasterGal

CoasterGal is single and is seeking males for friendship or a serious relationship.

If I were you, I wouldn't bother reading this profile.
Chances are I'm not going to like you anyway, so let's just save each other some time. Bye bye!

If you're still reading, I'm gonna let you know that I'm a no-nonsense kind of woman. I don't believe there are any real men left.
I'm fully aware of all the dirty tricks you pathetic butt-weasels play.
From narcissistic personality disorders to dismissive avoidant mindsets, 'Failure to launch' ego-bruised 40-somethings who still live with their parents in La La Land, and future- fakers.
I could write a god damned book, and I'll have you figured out and sent packing faster than you can say "Let's just see where this goes"..
I am not a road trip!

Intentionality, consistency, leadership, reciprocity, transparency, emotional availability and emotional safety are what make a man worth having... and most of you aren't.
For the most part you're just undiagnosed little boys trying your luck with grown, independent women with fully functioning hearts. Get your own life and mind in good working order before you consider piggy backing on someone else's.
Hitting the gym isn't enough when you're not a real man on the inside, Princess. Do the work!

Why are you still reading? I thought I told you to do one!

Its heartbreaking when you come to terms with the fact that maybe the safest way to live is alone.
You start to realize you’re getting older, and finding someone REAL to build a life with just isn’t likely.
Most people are either too into themselves, still chasing the streets, stuck on an ex, trapped in their past, or they come into your life just enough to confuse you. They want you, but not enough to choose you, and still won’t let you go. We’re living in a time where being toxic is normalized, and it’s depressing to admit that being single might be the only way to truly protect your peace and mental health. Relationships today feel nearly impossible. So many people lack honesty, consistency, and real communication. And the worst part is knowing exactly what you have to offer, but never finding someone who has a table worth bringing it to.

I am 46. I live happily by myself. No children.
I work as a carer and my hours are fully flexible depending on my clients needs.
I'm expanding my skill set to become qualified in counselling.
I'm uncomplicated, and have no problems with commitment, if you're worth committing to.
I have a love for theme parks, roller coasters, dying my hair funny colours and playing some instruments, particularly bass guitar.
I enjoy live music and long walks too.
Musically, 90s grunge was my era. I like rock and metal mostly. Don't be coming around me with abhorrent musical taste.. I'm allergic.
My sense of humour ranges from daft to twisted. If you've never watched "The League Of Gentlemen" and found it hilarious, we probably aren't going to get along.
I have some tattoos.. and some awesome male friends. I'm direct, honest and I swear a lot.
If you're the kind of man that's butt-hurt by any of this... leave me alone!

I'm prone to being introverted around the wrong types of people. I'm quite extroverted around kindred spirits and love to get into deep philosophical chats. So I'm very selective about the kinds of people I associate with. I don't waste my energy on just anyone.
Generally fun loving and chatty, but sometimes I feel stressed (mentally and physically) and need some 'me time' to recuperate.

I don't enjoy pub life! Unless I'm there for a meal, or some live music, you won't find me there! If you're the kind of man who's idea of a good time is going out drinking.. leave me alone.

I don't do sport. I tend to stay away from men who think its the be all and end all.

If you're STILL reading.. the jokes on you!
I really don't need another man in my life, sapping my energy and promising me a future that's never gonna happen until he's grown up.

If you insist on messaging me, please consider:

I don't want to meet anyone who lives miles away. If there's no chance of seeing each other all the time if things get serious.. I'm not interested.

I don't want to meet anyone who still lives with their parents who has no obvious plan or aspirations for that to change. I have my own place, and if you don't, or won't, or never have.. I can't take you seriously.

I don't want to meet weekend dads. If you have children, good for you! But if that means that you work all week, then have your kids on the weekend and I can't see you, then in reality I don't understand why you'd be on a dating site. What are you offering if you can't even offer your time?

I don't want to meet a man with emotional or self esteem issues. I'm not here to fix you.. fix yourself like the best of us do.

I don't want to meet a man who can't drive. If I ever get to the point where I say I miss you.. I expect your response to be "I'm on my way".
Telling me you'll be on a train or a bus in 3 days time doesn't have the same ring to it.

I don't want to meet drug users. No explanation necessary.

I don't want to meet a man who can't manage his own money. I'm not gonna support you.

I don't want to meet a nonchalant man. I'm an adult and I absolutely insist on clear, direct communication. If you leave me wondering.. I'll wander the fk off.

I don't want to hear from men who don't have a profile photo. Looks don't really matter... but a blank profile makes you look instantly shady. Avoid!

Have I missed any kind of scrunter off this list? If I have, just let me know and I'll add you to it!

I guess if you're about 6ft, musical to some degree, emotionally and mentally grown, self sufficient, have been through your own ego-death and come out the other side laughing.. we could have a coffee or somesh*t. Maybe...

I'm all for making real life friends, but after that, if you want anything more from me I'll be asking for a 3000 word essay on what your intentions are, and a £500 cash deposit to prove you're not a tyre- kicker.
For my next trick.. I'm going to say something in a sarcastic tone, and you'll have to figure out if I'm kidding or not.

Comment: "LOCAL" if you've read this far.