About chedder

chedder is single and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship.

H I'm Herman that's about it really I'm pretty boring read the dictionary all the time, every day and collect train and car numbers in my spare time my only friend and company is my budgie, Fred I'm really 45 oh and she don't want me anymore the exploding toilet and super glue on her face moisturiser was a joke im too good to be on here

that's it oh and don't buy orange paint from wicks it don't taste of oranges it tastes of paint i went, back and kicked up a stink and wanted my money back i told them its not orange its paint i was sick, for a week cause of their deception

and i threw my train spotting book at their window that showed them I'm now going to try to get on, e bay lemon paint and i hope that they don't try to cheat me out of my money

on e bay if they cheat, you ,you have a guarantee that e bay will give you your money back well see ? also if you have a beard or had a face change from tescos and a boob job that means you're false don't bother and don't bother if you cant right with your foot

Also if you're a Martian and have 10 eyes don't reply to my messages as i don't read Martian but if you're from Venus that's ok i understand Venusian i did a course on it on Duolingo on line cause i knew a family that moved in a couple of doors along from me in Northolt

if you got no sense of humour and are a miserable git don't even tell me to go away you naughty boy,, and if you're a miserable git don't bother i don't need sad in my life just block me if you're no good please don't answer me as its a joke also I'm not after your money cause am a millionaire and often fill the bath up with gold sovereigns and bath in them its good for your skin im really 45 i put 59 on here cause don't want a stampede of girls also if you are a scary monster dont bother cause im scared of scary monsters everyone thinks im mad i know im mad whats your excuse being on a free site ?