About Celeste55

Celeste55's relationship status wasn't listed as an option and is seeking males for a serious relationship.

WANTED: FRANK (With Muscles, handsome and tall)

Position: Life Partner (Respectful, Passionate, and Strong Enough to Carry the Shopping Bags Without Crying)
About Me:
Independent, sharp, sarcastic, and fit, I work hard to stay strong and sharp. I’m whiskey: bold, unforgettable, and I refuse to settle for less.

You (“Frank”):

Fit, with visible muscles (not “lifted a burger yesterday”).

A man who kisses like it matters, no lip-farts, please.

Passionate and respectful; can handle a woman with fire.

Dealbreakers:
Jealousy, burping symphonies, fake niceness, beer bellies hiding the six-pack, and golf injuries that require nurse duty.

Tagline:
“Flex first. Excuses later.”

“Currently accepting applications for Frank, must come with muscles, handsome and tall, passion, and respect. No burping symphonies, no fart concerts, and absolutely no beer-belly excuses.

I’m fit, fiery, sarcastic, and have two Maine Coons who already set higher standards than most men. If you can’t outclass my cats, don’t bother.

Flex first, excuses later. 💪🔥”