About xxSWISHxx

xxSWISHxx is single and is seeking males for friendship.

Three word's that describe the majority of male user's on this site are, deluded, desperate and decrepit.
I'm not being unfair or unreasonable as my reasons are as follows...
DELUDED, bloke's over a 100 mile's away, sometimes nearer 200 from me, thinking I'd like to get into a conversation with them and suggesting that we're compatible in their opening message to me.
DESPERATE, sending me a copied and pasted essay which has obviously been sent to no doubt countless other women that's intended to decieve with it's romantic tone and cliché wording. You insult every woman's intelligence by assuming we will actually fall for it's attempt at being deep and meaningful. I'm expected to believe you've composed it especially for me. It's actually the biggest load of drivel I've ever glossed over!
DECREPIT, in a nutshell those that message me with an assumption that I'm interested in you who are close to drawing that pension or it's already funding your lifestyle as is often the case, that would have to be one hell of an allowance I'd get my hands on each month to even consider you (now I'm bracing myself for the influx of retired self made millionaires messaging me).
Of course you'd use a site called Freedating,
oh the irony.
I tell you something sales of little blue pills must be through the roof!
On that note I'm out of here to check my inbox as I just can't contain my anticipation and excitement any longer at what's going to be the latest message I receive.
Oh wait was that sarcasm,
YOU decide 😉