About xxSWISHxx

xxSWISHxx is single and is seeking males for friendship.

Where's the cheek? where's the bants??
women are more likely to be attracted to men that make them laugh more than anything
These day's men seem so serious n heavy
I love flanter, I want a man to keep me on my toes n be spontaneous
Unfortunately the majority of male user's on this site n others are,
deluded, desperate, decrepit n DULL!
I'm not being unfair or unreasonable, my reasons are as follows...
DELUDED, bloke's over a 100 mile's away, sometimes nearer 200 from me, presuming I'd like to get into a conversation with them and suggesting we're compatible in their opening message to me.
DESPERATE, sending a copied and pasted script that's obviously been sent to countless other women and attempts to deceive with it's cliché wording and romantic drivel
You insult every woman's intelligence by assuming we will actually fall for it being deep and meaningful.
Expecting me to believe you've composed it especially for me, truth is it's actually the biggest load of tosh I've ever glossed over!
DECREPIT, those that message me with an assumption I'm interested in you who are close to drawing that pension or it's already funding your lifestyle as is often the case, gotta say that would have to be one hell of an allowance I'd get my hands on each month to even consider you
(bracing myself now for the influx of retired self made millionaires messaging me)
Of course you'd use a site called Freedating,
oh the irony!
FFS I tell you something sales of little blue pills must be through the flipping roof
I just can't contain my excitement and anticipation any longer at what's going to be the latest message I receive, I'm out of here to check my inbox
Perhaps that was sarcasm
YOU decide 😉