About UpInTheClouds

UpInTheClouds is single and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

Hello! Thank you all for turning up today.. if you all stand on that white line we can start. Ready? Here we go!

All those who are miserable, moody and have no sense of humour whatsoever - take one step back.

All those who are freeloaders, gold-diggers, schemers, players and only out for themselves - take one step back.

All those who only answer messages with 'yeah, 'lol' or 'ok' all the time and can't be bothered to actually chat - take one step back.

All those who don't like 70's and 80's music - take one step back. In fact, take TWO steps back because I love my music.

That's it, thank you for taking the test! Anyone still standing on the white line can now come for a drink with me.

*Later that evening...*
Barman: Hello sir, nice to see you again!
Me: Hello Harry, my usual please.
Barman: Certainly sir.. you on your own again tonight?
Me: Yup.