About TheInvisibleMonkey

TheInvisibleMonkey is separated and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

Are you sitting comfortably? ( I hope all your domestic chores are done, lol), then I will begin,.,.,.,.

If you are a good woman, you will soon be off this site, as there is a shortage of good women, only the unsuitable remain here (though I do understand there are exceptions, there will be hidden gems).

We all have our preferences 😊

I prefer a woman with a mildly submissive nature.

If you can not have respect for a man, you can not have a man.

It seems to be a fact, that all the good women are already in good relationships.

The women (most of them) that are left, are on dating sites, offering / DEMANDING the type of relationships that sane men do not want.

Ok, time for a reality kick up the backside for many of you.

You may or may not have noticed men are less keen to get involved with women.

There is a GOOD reason(s).

The smart women will understand this, (most smart women already have their man).

Many women have no idea.

Maybe 50% of you have no idea, the other 50% are in happy relationships.

So the women with no man have options.

They can listen to other single women and probably remain single.

THEY CAN listen to women in relationships and heed the advice they offer,

OR, you can listen to men and maybe discover what men actually want.

Looking at profiles on this site, it is obvious that many single women have very little idea what men want.

So if you seriously want a man look on line, DO YOUR RESEARCH.

MAYBE look on utube, as there are many men giving advice for women , letting you know the "secret" of what men want.

To start you off, in your profile , don't tell us men what you want, (we probably don't have it and if we do, we don't want to give it away to someone currently unimportant to us), tell us what you will give us to make our lives better, (that alone will make you stand out from the herd).

IF you think I am talking about material things, you will need to start at the beginning, MOST men don't want that, they have enough of their own already.

You may be thinking this bloke is an idiot, well I have been single for over 5 years so maybe I am, or maybe I just WANT standards that are no longer available, and will rather have nothing than a load of negative.

MEN have 'entitlement fatigue', we are no longer chasing 'waste of time women', if you want a man, you will have to make the effort,
OR YOU WILL BE LEFT ALONE.

If a man responds to your message keep messaging him (if he does not reply after 2-3 messags, move on, men do), as many men will not make an effort in case he is accused of harassment.

I know, I am not going to make any effort with some half hearted random, I will save my effort and best for someone important to me and my future.

If you are a decent, reasonable person, say 'Hi'.

But like I said, we all have preferences, so

NO,.,.,.,.

Smokers. (I don't smoke).

Entitled. (We are all human , a relationship should be mutually beneficial).

Clubbers. (I have worked in the industry and seen what sort of people like clubs).

Liars. (I always tell the truth).

Drinkers.(An occasional drink is ok).

High body count. (No man wants a 304).

Poor hygiene. (I wash every day).

Tattoos. (A couple of small tasteful Tattoos are ok, but excessive Tattoos and piercings look tacky and send an unpleasant message, I get that you think you are expressing your uniqueness, just like millions of other numpties, lol).

Feminists. (Feminism is bad for everyone, especially normal women).

Dominants. ( I prefer to wear the trousers).

Lazy. ( I am not a servant , and I can look after myself).

Contradictory. Why say looks do not matter, then say you will not respond to a profile without a photo??

Anyway, I think I have written over 1,000 words, so that is worth a picture,lol.

If you have any understanding, you will understand it is less important for a man to be physically attractive, it helps if he is manly, pretty boys are more likely to stray or be gay, or make you look masculine.

Profiles with photos can be even more misleading, scamners often use other people's photos or photos that are over 10 years old etc.

Is anyone left?😳