About strummerMartyn
strummerMartyn is divorced and is seeking females for a serious relationship.
I've been retired since 2016 but have been running a gardening business since and will probably resume again in March. I've listed my bucket list! and am working my way though family history, busking and travel to odd destinations. It'd be nice to have someone along for the ride to share the moments.
My alternate narrative: Every morning at 5am I hurl the alarm clock at the wall and cage fight my pet Grizzly bear. Then I jog the 60 miles to the coast and swim the channel both ways (underwater) before breakfasting on a dustbin sized portion of raw squid. I then jog back home and start my day job which is helping out with exorcisms at my local church mother and toddler group. I try and fit in a bungee jump from the Shard to unwind afterwards. In the evening I like to catch up with my needlepoint while watching recordings of Bargain Hunt. My therapist says I should get out more.
Appearance
- Hair Grey
- Eyes Brown
- Height 5' 9" / 175cm
- Weight 11 st 10 lbs / 75kg
- Body type Average
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- DisabledNo
Politics
- Stance Right of Centre
Qualifications
- Qualifications A levels (or equivalent)
Employment
- Situation Retired
- Sector Wasn't listed as an option
- Income less than £10,000
Lifestyle
- Alcohol Light Drinker
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Not religious, but I don't practice my religion
- Interests
gardening and motorbikes and movies and
music—making and pubs and travel
Children
- Have Yes (not living at home)
- Want I don't want to have more children
Housing
- Home I own my home
- Live With Alone