About Silknotcotton

Silknotcotton's relationship status wasn't listed as an option and is seeking females for friendship or a casual relationship.

I've just been released from prison for impersonating a sexy, extreme good looking and funny man. Served half of my 12 years for good behaviour.

Whilst incarcerated I studied tantric sex ( the art of having intimacy alone 😆) trouble is I divorced myself after 2 weeks for cheating on myself.

My dream is to meet a lady on here who does crocheting, has her own teeth and sings gospel In a choir. Must have blue hair.

If all else fails 🤔 I'm going to turn vegan and eat just beetroot and hummus and wear sandles.

So, if this profile doesn't give you fanny flutters? Then I'm lost for words as this 1 day course on tantric sex is clearly a waste of e learning xx

Now, all jokes aside.
Im Just a normal good looking bloke, who cries at films. Works hard. But misses the little things in life.
So if you simply want a coffee or a chat in the future ( if that's allowed ?) Feel free to get in touch.
Col