What do I say ..or were do i start .. Hi, I am looking for mrs right or somebody who can cope with my horrific sense of humour, preferably someone with a sense of humour as well. I am a hopeless romantic , well I try .Don't want to mess or be messed around, clean and very house proud, work ...

I'm reliable, honest caring and loving I like gardening walking and DIY I'm 67 year old widower looking for love and companionship some ...

Enjoy female company and dining out or in, pubs, ten pin bowling and dancing occasionally, cinema, theatre, cottage hols uk, walking countryside or beach. Watching a film at home with a glass of red wine, or ...

Football,fishing and drinking. sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun,if the sun dont come you get a tan from standing in english rain! get drunk and fall asleep or just do a runner. leaving the past behind,and seeing david camoron on the dole. probably being born and learning to tie my ...