well what a response I'm having on here not) Probably describe myself as Butthead from Beavis and Butthead. Im a very lad back chap. Very funny ... be a comedian. If we chat hopefully you'll see this. How big has a stone to be before it's a rock or a pebble before it's a boulder? Why say ...

Hi . I'm a happy go lucky chap.single for a while now but always on the lookout for Mrs right.genuine.love animals.hard working. Would like to meet ... this to other. Simply because I believe I'll shortly be below 14 stone. Still overweight but not large. Yippee. Xxx. I did amateur dramatics ...

Looking for new friends. Please, no drama stuff I don't like dramatic people. I am quite happy in my own skin if cupid strikes Then so be it. My ... and also auburn seem to catch my eye ;-) lol, But this is not set in stone, although really short hair would not catch my eye. My preference ...

This is difficult, just "sell yourself" they said. I have sold cars but not myself. Help me out. Ask me a question. Okay, fine, on with the ... mage! So think Swedish mage, deep tissue mage, indian head mage or hot stone mage) Bad points: tattooed, not got the hair I once had, I am a ...

Polite Notice. No pooftas. If you are a bloke viewing my profile please sod off. Right then. The Profile. I'd be more likely to get run over ... As you can see in my about me section, I'm three foot two, twenty one stone, a heavy drinker and smoker, and I'm Chinese. What can be more ...

I'm going to add this comment first before anything else. From the fact this is becoming abit of a common issue. It is sometimes quite common for ... or trying to get a sentence out of them is like getting blood from a stone. By the way, just to clear this up, haha, Iv had 3 women in recent ...