WARNING!! - MAY CONTAIN NUTS The picture attached to this profile has been rated PG and may not be suitable for those of a sensitive disposition. ... calls, being unable to get my hair cut, Big Brother, going to make a sandwich only to discover the bread's gone mouldy, Arsenal, racism, people who ...

Widowed since 2012 The chauffeur went off in the Ferrari. I sent the pilot in my private helicopter to look for him, and he never came back either, ... date on a tropical island is off the menu, but I've got a flask and a sandwich box if you fancy a picnic. I am now retired and making the most of ...

Just a normal man looking to chat and see where things go. Not into clubbing or partying. Like home cooking and nights in. Sometimes the simple quiet life is ...

=> If you have major baggage, are repressed romantically, or have issues with men please don’t contact me :) => ME: Happy, good looking, ... - Writing horror stories - Sword fighting - Perfecting spaghetti Sandwich I'm good at - Writing - Shameless flirting - Satanic rituals! ...