If you want a laugh, I'm your man - I saw Jimmy Carr in 2011, and he started a joke "Do you know what I say to my girlfriend when we're in bed together?" straight away I shouted up to him "I always ask her what time is Jimmy coming home" to which Jimmy laughed and told everyone what I'd said - got ...

I was a full time carer for my elderly mum who died recently aged 96. I am looking for a caring, understanding lady, a forever love. I like the simple things in life, being outside and hearing the wind rustling through the trees, birdsong, the scent of the air. I am not materialistic, I am low ...

Professional, confident, cultured male, non-smoker, fit, healthy, well balanced mentally and physically. Free spirited person and take each day as it comes. With curious, enquiring open mind, love simple pleasures of life and sunshine Have many interests and good communicator. Enjoy ...

Normal downt to earth bloke many interests. Looking for a lady to spend happy days together and nights full of passion xxx Random trips to the coast country side. Cuddles on a sofa watching ...

If you're sitting comfortably, then I shall begin.. I'm tall, retired, funny, fantastic hand holder and giver of hugs. If you put digits to keyboard and attempt to illicit a response, I'm afraid unless I can see potential in either your persona or scribblings, then the WPB will be getting fed. ...

I was born and brought up in the Caribbean for the first 8 years of my life so I've seen a little of the world. I also like to be out in the country (hill or dale - family live in the Dales and Harrogate) on walks as well as out on a night it in a nice restaurant. I'm looking for a lady who is ...

Learning foreign languages, but my memory is not as good as it was. Connect with somebody. Family, kids, successes. I like the students and helping them to achieve. More things make me sad than laugh! It looks posh but I'm not!!! A kindrid spirit and making a connection. Sicily, Japan, lots of ...

Tall friendly guy wanting to meet likeminded female for companionship, I enjoy the outdoors and walking, meals out and ...