About Poeticpete

Poeticpete is single and is seeking females for a serious relationship.

OK OK so you're well travelled if I wanted to see more of the 🌎 I'd buy a globe and not one of those blow up ones you take to the beach.. the thought of holding an hand on the sand makes me feel sick 🤢🤮 .. couldn't care less about going out to eat .. I have a mouth and don't mind asking aldi for a corned beef key for the trolley.. why waste money on going out when can cook yourself .. just lazy .. what I don't need is to be eating fish and chips when once or twice a legs parted has a very similar odour 😷and the amount of chips on women's shoulders I'd need to open a bakers 👨‍🍳 just to cater for them all to make butties... yes your A$$ probably does look big if you have to ask and no need to ask me what I think as you'll probably not believe the answers and make all the necessary arrangements yourself .. I like what I wear and if I choose to wear white socks with sandals with silly three quarter length shorts I'm sure I'd rather spend money on them to P you off than take you for a meal deal at the cheapest supermarket I can Google .. there's really nothing you can give that's already been given so although I'm happy for the offers but if I know you can't better than what's already been received then I don't feel the need to entertain you or to compliment you as I can't be assed..

It's just humour to be taken lightly

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