About ModernLover

ModernLover is divorced and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

Hi. thanks for visiting my profile. I’m an easy-going and intellectual man who finds joy in both the outdoors and cultural pursuits.

What do you like most about where you currently live?

There are plenty of interesting people in the area who really appreciate amazing 150-ft high electricity pylons we have around here. Everyone seems to be inspired by these majestic structures, including myself.

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

The fact that I don't have money worries - it's such a low pay job there's hardly any money to worry about.

I also enjoy being walked all over by the idiot which reigns supreme in our office.

What are your favourite leisure activities?

Solving Financial Times cryptic crossword and video games. Once a year you'll find me on cloud nine watching the Oscars on telly.

Where in the world are your favourite places?

Usual stuff and in no particular order: big armchair in my lounge - right in front of the TV, my office desk.

This is actually a tough one - can't think of anywhere else. Maybe my kitchen.

Where in the world would you love to visit?

Brussels! - that mighty capital of the European Union. We'll also go to Zurich, home to many amazing corporations, banking giants as well as one of the world's biggest stock exchange.

What would you do on an ideal date?

I'll leave that to your imagination.

What are you looking for in a partner?

To never order a dessert and then eat mine. Someone who would love me for talking about great times I had with my exes. You'll be telling me how animals have feelings, being sorry each time we see a puppy when on holiday, who looked so sad and really wanted us to take it home.

What makes a good relationship?

Long hours of just smiling at each other. :-)

What makes you laugh?

Silence which ensues after I interrupt my girlfriends big news with my own, more important ones.

What music do you like?

Spice Girls, Cheeky Girls, early Beyonce, Industrial Noise. My playlists are 90% stuff like Girls Aloud and early Taylor Swift — because, life’s too short not to sing along while hoovering.

What has been the highlight of your life so far?

Reading a study which showed that split-up rates are higher among couples which share housework and mastering how to use this as a valid excuse.

What are you looking forward to in the future?

Me and you and all the long hours we'll spend together smiling at each other.