About FortykanSam

FortykanSam is single and is seeking females for friendship or a serious relationship.

F Alright, ladies, grab a cup of tea (or something stronger, I don’t judge), because I’m about to tell you why I’m the charming bloke you’ve been waiting for. Imagine the classic London charm: I’ve got the wit of a stand-up comedian and the cooking skills of a microwave—just kidding, I can whip up a mean pasta!

First off, let’s talk about my sense of humor. I believe laughter is the best icebreaker—unless you’re on an ice rink, then it could get a bit slippery. I promise to keep the jokes flowing, whether it’s about how pigeons in London seem more like urban ninjas or why the tube is basically a high-stakes game of musical chairs.

I’m adventurous too! I’ll take you on exhilarating walks around the city so we can get lost together—hopefully not in the way that involves wandering into questionable kebab shops. But hey, if we do, at least we’ll have a fun story to tell, right?

Let’s not forget my knack for being an aficionado of all things British. I can guide you through the labyrinth of quirky pubs, share the history behind the landmarks, and even explain why “tea time” is practically a sport here.

I’m also a firm believer in the power of deep conversations, so we can chat about everything from the meaning of life to why the Queen’s corgis have the best gig in the palace. Plus, I’m a great listener—especially if you're filling me in on the latest Netflix series, because I’ll gladly binge it all so I can keep up!

So, why take a chance on this London lad? Because life is too short for boring dates, and I’m here to add a pinch of humor and a splash of adventure to yours. So what do you say? Ready to embark on this escapade? Let’s see if we can make our own London love story—complete with a little banter, a lot of fun, and maybe a cheeky pint or two