10 terrible chat-up lines

Posted by Fearghus Roulston on March 31, 2014

Picture the scene. You're in a bar, and the man/woman of your dreams walks over to you, opens their mouth and says...

1. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle!

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2. Is your last name Jacobs? Because you’re a cracker?

3. Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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4. Are you a transformer? Because you’re Optimus Fine.

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5. Nice legs; what time do they open?

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6. I lost my virginity! Can I have yours?

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7. Those boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?

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8. I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

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9. Are those space pants? Because your arse is out of this world...

10. Wanna go halves on an illegitimate child?

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