What do you like most about where you currently live?
It's handy for work and shops and the neighbours are all drink addled potheads so it's always entertaining.
What do you enjoy most about your current job?
I just love being a wage slave, I can't get enough of cleaning everyone's crap up at half five in the morning. I would do it for free if they would let me.
What are your favourite leisure activities?
Nothing beats getting out with the dog for a decent walk around Crosby Marina or Rimrose Valley. I do aim for at least 3 half-hearted gym sessions a week and the odd swim, I often get comments on my unique swimming style usually from angry pensioners I have splashed.
Where in the world are your favourite places?
I do love a holiday. I like Greek Islands in late September when things are winding down, mainly because I am a bit tight and it's cheaper that time of year. When my numbers come in I would spend the first six months travelling while I decide who to share my spoils with. I'm a big fan of 4-5 days away a few days on the beach and in the bars of Callella or Albuferia is my idea of a fun break.
Where in the world would you love to visit?
I would and will definitely go back to Santorini in the next few years and Blackpool or maybe Bootle fair as it's cheaper!
What would you do on an ideal date?
It's been 30 years since I last dated and I'm the first to admit this is all a bit nerve racking, is coffee and a snog a no no? I guess a nice dog walk if you're a dog owner or coffee and a chat. Bit like a job interview but I happily have no prospects I'm afraid!
What are you looking for in a partner?
Ideally a proper drama queen who is not clingy and a good laugh. I'm a miserable unsociable sod so I need a Ying to my Yang.
What makes a good relationship?
Dunno, I'd like to start off with a friendship I guess relationships develop on their own. The honest answer to this question is probably - I fear being alone! *scared of the dark too*
What makes you laugh?
People being nice makes me smile, it's nice to be nice.
What music do you like?
I like lots of 80's stuff Echo & The Bunnymen, The Smiths, Rennie & Renarto and Black Lace all the classics.
What has been the highlight of your life so far?
54 this year so I guess getting this far is a bonus.
What are you looking forward to in the future?
Short term a bath and a couple of beers after work. Long term I'm hoping there's a follow up to The Wedding Singer.
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Green
- Height 5' 6" / 168cm
- Weight 12 st 0 lbs / 76kg
- Body type Average
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- Stance No Interest
GCSEs / O levels
- Situation Employed
- Income between £20,000 and £29,999
- Have No
- Want I don't want to have children
- Home I rent my home
- Live With Alone