Am a very private person so ask your questions and I'll answer. In brief, I'm looking for intelligence, personality and someone who is not too hard on the eye and offer the same in return.
In the interests of my not wanting to waste your time, here are my 'sorry but I'll pass criteria' in no particular order. Addiction to tv soaps, football, expectation of being accompanied whilst shopping for anything but essentials, piercings, use of 'lol' or 'yous', indiscrete tattoos, makeup applied with a trowel, no passport, can't drive and won't learn, no humour, or if your profile pic shows a pet. What is that about? I don't want to date your dog or cat. I think, is it your pet dog or a self-portrait? That's a worry. Anyway if these are important to you please move on now. Nor am I a fan of of fillers or implants. Au naturale works best for me in most areas. I like real people not surgically enhanced Barbie dolls.
If intelligence, manners, breeding and class resonate positively with you, we should talk. To sum up, I'm not looking for a woman, any woman, I'm looking for a lady, a special lady.
Talking of portraits let me address the issue that will be vexing some of you and that is my lack of photographic recording. If you take the leap of faith and contact me "blind" I will reply with photographs of my extremely ugly mugshots. Brace yourself.
Ok if you're still with me, I guess I'm presentable, at least no one has thrown up on first meeting me. As I've said, I'm happy to supply a pic once we have made contact.
I like to travel, big planet, lots to explore. Obviously pre-Covid-19 but the good times will (eventually return in some shape or form.) Am very, very good with my hands, take from that what you wish. I also have loads of practical hands on skills. If it's broken it's likely I can fix it. I'll go further, if man can make it, It's likely I can fix it. Not boasting, merely recording fact!
Have a great sense of humour even if it verges towards dry, occasionally sarcasm. Have many views, some controversial, on many things but my views are hopefully logical and am happy to discuss and defend. Talking of which if you wear a baseball cap and don't know that the peak points to the front and you pay a lot of money for ripped jeans, take it as a clue that we may not be on the same page.
I enjoy the great pleasures of life so if you want to go camping or even glamping, you're not for me or if you find it more palatable for me to say, 'I'm not for you.' I like my accommodation to have at least a 4* or 5* rating.
Ok, if you are still reading this drivel and don't feel offended, mortally insulted or worse, but consider yourself educated and with a reasonable level of intelligence, please drop me a note with at least three sentences, preferably more. 'Hi' just doesn't enthuse or motivate me into replying. Personality, intelligence and humour are essential, beauty is a bonus. Don't be nervous. If these traits describe you, take a chance and introduce yourself please. I don't bite, ok I never admit to biting! ??
Good luck, you'll probably need it with me, especially if you don't have a great sense of humour. By the way, I nearly forgot to give those of you with psycho tendencies some serious advice, which is, move on please. I only say please the first time!
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Wasn't listed as an option
- Height 5' 11" / 180cm
- Weight I'd rather not say
- Body type Slightly Overweight
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- Stance Centre
GCSEs / O levelsand a qualification which was not listed as an option
- Situation Wasn't listed as an option
- Income I'd rather not say
- Have Yes (not living at home)
- Want I may want to have more children
- Home I own my home
- Live With Alone