About Hermit

Hermit is single and is seeking females for a casual relationship.

Polite Notice. No pooftas. If you are a bloke viewing my profile please sod off.

Right then. The Profile.

I'd be more likely to get run over by a steam roller than finding a date from this site, so I'm not expecting anything to happen. This site is little known and is still the same numbers game where men outnumber women by the dozens. I get few views, even fewer messages, and I'm not actively looking. I seldom send a message unless in reply.

Everyone is too far away and no one wants a LDR.

So all I do here is have a quick look round before joining the conversations on the Forum. This is where you can get a sense of my charm, wit, sense of humour, and profound insight. Or you might just think I'm a knob.

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Further Explanation.

I know that if I view your profile, put a like on your pictures, or send you a message, that I will be one of a multitude of blokes to have done so. It would be futile for me to contact you considering the demand for your attention, as there is nothing special about me that I would stand out from the rest. It's like walking into a large bar where there are two women and a hundred desperate blokes. I would just walk out.

Although I don't understand why women are not flocking to me like things that flock. As you can see in my about me section, I'm three foot two, twenty one stone, a heavy drinker and smoker, and I'm Chinese. What can be more attractive than that? I haven't filled in the religion bit, because I'm working on inventing one so I can become rich.

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About Me Facts.

I smoke 30 rollies a day.

I drink 5 pints of beer a day.

I fart like a Siberian Yak.

A Siberian Yak is better looking.

I live on ready meals.

I have a belly the shape of a sea mine, just wondering when it will explode.

No photos were produced using AI, they were produced using DI (Dumb Intelligence)

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About You.

If you are desperate enough to message me, then you must look like a Siberian Yak or have a face like a bag of bolts, but I'm looking for a housekeeper with a bikini body.