About Fenns

Fenns is widowed and is seeking females for friendship.

The chiselled good looks of George Clooney the hip-thrusting dance moves of Ricky Martin and the urbane sophistication of Johnny Depp are just some of the qualities you are probably looking for in a partner.

I on the other hand look like George Formby dance like Ricky Gervais and have all the social graces of Johnny Vegas.

Please form an orderly queue!

What do you enjoy most about your current job?

I would like to claim that it is changing the world, or that it is a great challenge but in my heart of hearts I know that it is because it pays loads of money.

What would you do on an ideal date?

A picnic of cold chicken cheese and chilled Chablis in the grounds of a castle or historic building. You would coquettishly pick the buttercups on the perimeter of the blue and red tartan rug and I would amuse you with my witty anecdote (singular).

What are you looking for in a partner?

A special person would be empathetic, generous and spontaneous with a unique spark and a wry sense of humour.

Oh, and a few curves don't go amiss!

What makes a good relationship?

I have no idea. It is just magic.