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About awesomealan1960 |
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I moved back to Bristol in 2005 so I am looking for some more new friends in the area. I am a creative person in both mind and spirit. I love to design beautiful images on my computer. Hopefully I will be able to create the same in your mind's eye. Apart from being a man, with all that entails, I am also curiously empathic and understanding. Tactile, caring, honest, dependable and slightly, ever so slightly, humourous would also be applicable in describing me. If you would like to know more then give me a click anytime.
WARNING! ... If you do not have a sense of humour then don't read update #2
UPDATE #1
Please don't contact me if you are using this site as a therapeutic device to purge memories of an ex or to castigate men for being of the same gender as the ex! I can be a good listener to friends and grasshoppers but I am not a trained therapist.
UPDATE #2
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:
40-ish ... 49.
Adventurous ... Slept with everyone.
Athletic ... No breasts
Average looking ... Moo.
Beautiful ... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist ... Fat
Free spirit ... Junkie
Friendship first ... Former slut.
New-Age ... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ... No BJs.
Open-minded ... Desperate
Outgoing ... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional ... Bitch
Voluptuous ... Very Fat
Huge frame ... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ... Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay
UPDATE #3
Due to a certain demented ladys' bad taste in men it appears that I will be away from the dating scene for the foreseeable future. I wish all you fellow seekers best wishes in your endeavours. If someone can appreciate me then there is indeed hope left for everyone I have seen on this site!
UPDATE #4
The demented woman has finally seen the light and I am available again. Blame her everyone!! lol
Alan x |
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Interview with awesomealan1960 |
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What do you like most about where you currently live?
I like the availability of choice for how to spend my leisure time whilst remaining in easy reach of the countryside |
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What do you enjoy most about your current job?
Helping and talking to people. |
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What are your favourite leisure activities?
Photography and computer design. |
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Where in the world are your favourite places?
Herefordshire and Wilmington, North Carolina. |
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Where in the world would you love to visit?
The Sistine Chapel in Rome |
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What would you do on an ideal date?
Anything, if it is with the right person? |
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What are you looking for in a partner?
Someone who can read the poetry in my eyes as I can see it in hers. |
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What makes a good relationship?
Love and understanding, plus the ability to listen. |
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What makes you laugh?
Anything really, especially Adam Sandler. |
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What music do you like?
Anything with a good beat or great lyrics. |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far?
Every day is a highlight waiting to happen. |
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What are you looking forward to in the future?
World peace and a lovely woman on my arm. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for friendship or a casual relationship or a serious relationship. |
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| My relationship status is currently single. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is grey. |
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| My hair wasn't listed as an option. |
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| My body type is average. |
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| My height is 5' 11" / 180cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| I'm not interested in politics. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include GCSEs / O levels and A levels (or equivalent). |
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Employment |
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| I'm unemployed. |
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| I work in customer service. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I'm a light drinker. |
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| I'm a moderate smoker. |
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| I don't follow any special diet. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I am not religious. |
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| I sometimes practice my religion. |
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| My interests include animals and antiques and arts and books and computers and cooking and countryside and gaming and movies and music—listening and music—making and photography and pubs and restaurants and sport—watching and travel and TV. |
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Children |
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| I don't have any children. |
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| I may want to have children. |
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Housing |
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| I rent my home. |
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| I live alone. |
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