Got pulled over the other day for speeding, the police officer said what's your name then sonny, I said not quite its Simon.
Despite the rumours I have not recently appeared on crimewatch.
Not sure if I need a partner or counselor. In between ringing the bells at the local chapel & brass polishing for numerous antique shops. I like to go cheese & ale tasting & train spotting. I dont have kids, in all honesty if I did I would have probably sold them in Turkey. I keep my parents in the cellar and my brother so drugged up, he thinks we are all Gorillas with neon yellow faces.. I have been unfortunate in life to have been abducted by aliens and struck by lightning twice all in the space of a week, but nothing is worst than the time I had to endure an entire episode of Eastenders just thank f%$# it wasnt an omnibus.All that aside, I'm a good laugh, never cheated, amazing with kids, can be very random, have a bit of anxiety from time to time(this is not a cry to tell me how good looking I am lol) . Would love to fall in love again.Anyone fancy coming ghost hunting?
Or Rubber dinghy Rapids!!! Extra points if you know what that's from.
I dont respond to Hey theres:-)
What makes you laugh?
A lot of things, and probably things I shouldnt laugh at
What music do you like?
Alternative,rock, nu-metal,progressive. Nothing mainstream
What are you looking forward to in the future?
Marriage,possible kids, border coles and a B&B on the coast or country
- Hair Dark Brown
- Eyes Blue
- Height 5' 10" / 178cm
- Weight 10 st 6 lbs / 66kg
- Body type Average
- Glasses No
- Ethnicity White
- Stance No Interest
GCSEs / O levelsand a BTEC (or equivalent)
- Situation Employed
- Income I'd rather not say
- Alcohol Light Drinker
- Smoking Moderate
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Not religious, but I don't practice my religion
animals and antiques and computers and cooking and countryside and DIY and family and gaming and movies and
music—listeningand outdoor activities and photography and restaurants and sport—watchingand theatre and travel and TV
- Have No
- Want I may want to have children
- Home I rent my home
- Live With Wasn't listed as an option