Come to the internet they said. Meet lots of cool people and read about the world they said. Find the girl of your dreams they said. Yeah...
Just an ordinary guy who keeps himself to himself and the bodies in the basement. I don't drink, smoke or take drugs and apart from an obvious ruthless streak, I'm a pretty cool guy who hasn't killed a cat in years.
I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?” Why did I cause so much pain? Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love? I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either.
We just are.
We just are, and what happens just happens. And God says, “No, that’s not right.” Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.
I'll take you out to the local dive, spill my drink on you, talk about my ex and as an added bonus, maybe start a fight. After this wonderful evening I stalk you home and proceed to 'appear' everywhere you go. If this sounds like your kind of thing, hit me up.
P.S. My mother will be accompanying her special little soldier for the first three dates.
- Hair Bald / Shaved
- Eyes Brown
- Height 6' 3" / 191cm
- Weight 15 st 2 lbs / 96kg
- Body type Average
- Glasses No
- Ethnicity White
- Stance No Interest
GCSEs / O levels
- Situation Self Employed
- Income between £50,000 and £59,999
- Alcohol Don't Drink
- Smoking Non-smoker
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Not religious, but I don't practice my religion
- Have No
- Want I don't want to have children
- Home I rent my home
- Live With Wasn't listed as an option