let me save us both some time, if you have no photos dont get in touch. plse note: this site is open on a tablet my friend has borrowed, so it looks like im on here when im not! no piccy no chatee, what have you got to hide, a wife, 3 chins..? lol ..i like to see who im talking to, no dont have kik whatsapp, what's the point of even being on here if you dont have a pic, you sure wont get much interest! update: just completed Dry January yay me lol! looking for a man who loves to laugh, same as me! ps if i meet you and youve got pet hairs on yr clothes, great! if youve got visible ear or nose hairs, YUK, im jumping out the nearest window! i do not have kik, i do not have whatsapp, or skype. psst very flattering to get hit on by so many young guys but im not seeking guys under 40 x
What do you like most about where you currently live?
leafy, countryside on the doorstep, v low crime rate, spacious, grass verges instead of pavements, a breath of fresh air for an ex-londoner!
What do you enjoy most about your current job?
working from home so my pets aren't left alone all day
What are your favourite leisure activities?
walking among the greenery, playing football (only with friends and family),gardening, reading thrillers, dancing, wine-making, good movies, work out a bit, most of all laughing!
Where in the world are your favourite places?
land's end cornwall, rural ireland and scotland
Where in the world would you love to visit?
italy germany australia new zealand
What would you do on an ideal date?
not sure, would depend on the mood my date and i were in, NOT coffee (why does almost everyone say coffee.. lack of imagination..?)
What are you looking for in a partner?
dry sense of humour love of animals and rock music, i'm flexible to some extent, though, and DEFINITELY NOT someone who goes on and on about their kids ffs
What makes a good relationship?
you have to make each other laugh, and keep the bathroom clean!
What makes you laugh?
dry humour, eclectic taste, all sorts of stuff depending on how i feel at the time, i can even crack up at someone falling over if done well enough. once burst out laughing in a cinema whilst watching psychological thriller, and the guy slipped over in a huge amount of blood from his loved one's murder, wasnt supposed to be comedic, obviously, fortunately a few other folks liked my reaction and chuckled too
What music do you like?
mainly rock, some punk, some classical, bit of opera, some pop.
What has been the highlight of your life so far?
...reading that guys DON'T put 'kids, grandkids' as an answer to this question. (sorry fellas i understand, love mine to bits too, blah blah, but this is about US not our progeny) my highlight was when i first watched David Attenborough, guy's a God.
What are you looking forward to in the future?
a guy to give me space/keep me in line, let me serve him brekkie in bed, ditto for him. laugh together like maniacs, make love like teenagers, do impulsive stuff x
bill bailey, talented, funny and has a houseful of Rescued animals, ticks every box
- Hair Wasn't listed as an option
- Eyes Hazel
- Height 5' 5" / 165cm
- Weight 8 st 12 lbs / 56kg
- Body type Slim
- Glasses Sometimes
- Ethnicity White
- Stance Centre
- Qualifications A levels (or equivalent)
- Situation Employed
- Income I'd rather not say
- Alcohol Moderate Drinker
- Smoking Light
- Diet No Special Diet
- Religion Spiritual, and I sometimes practice my religion
animals and books and cooking and countryside and cycling and dancing and DIY and gaming and gardening and health and movies and
music—listeningand outdoor activities and pubs and spirituality and sport—playingand theatre and travel and TV
- Have Yes (not living at home)
- Want I don't want to have more children
- Home I neither own nor rent my home
- Live With Wasn't listed as an option