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About Wry |
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Why are there pictures of 3 ugly blokes above this bit?
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If Boris would make the best wingman, let's chuck him out of an aerosol. (Hmm, I meant aeroplane but got autocorrected. Nevertheless, aerosol is a term applicable to Boris).
I haven't added insults here for a while, mainly because you're not worth the effort, but you already knew that.
Hello stray female. Have you lost your looks, your figure and your mind? Then please go away. Well, maybe not the lost mind thing unless you dribble, as I try not to be idiotist.
And now a word to the wise: if you're rich, gorgeous, a bit of a slut and a nice person inside* then feel free to add me to your favourites. This also applies to the unwise.
*I'm not shallow.
My preferences would probably put most women off if I wasn't so damned handsome.
Yours faithfully (unless you've got an attractive sister),
Wry
P.S. The survival rate for a first date with me is now >50%, so what are you waiting for? Erm... comatose counts as survival, right? |
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Interview with Wry |
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What do you like most about where you currently live?
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It's a good place to bury ex-girlfriends. |
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Where in the world would you love to visit?
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Olympus Mons (Mars). Sea of Tranquility (Moon). Bathroom (Earth). |
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What would you do on an ideal date?
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Depends which way up she is. |
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What are you looking for in a partner?
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Probably her bra strap. |
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What makes a good relationship?
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Not losing the key to the handcuffs. |
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What makes you laugh?
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People walking into lampposts. |
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What music do you like?
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Mainly rock, but there's good stuff in both genres (igneous and sedimentary). |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far?
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The top of the lighthouse on Arnamurchan Point in Scotland. |
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What are you looking forward to in the future?
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Death. |
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What would you ask if asked to ask a question?
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I would ask what I would ask if asked to ask a question. |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for a serious relationship. |
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| My relationship status is currently single. |
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Appearance |
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| My eye colour is blue. |
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| My hair is blonde. |
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| My body type is average. |
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| My height is 5' 10" / 178cm. |
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| My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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| My politics are left of centre. |
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Qualifications |
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| My qualifications include a doctorate. |
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Employment |
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| My current employment situation wasn't listed as an option. |
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| My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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| I'm a light drinker. |
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| I'm a non-smoker. |
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| I don't follow any special diet. |
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| I am not disabled. |
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| I am an atheist. |
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| My interests include animals and arts and books and computers and cooking and countryside and cycling and dancing and DIY and movies and music—listening and music—making and outdoor activities and theatre and travel and TV. |
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Children |
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| I don't have any children. |
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| I don't want to have children. |
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Housing |
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| I own my home. |
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| I live alone. |
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