|
You need to answer YES to all of these questions...Are you;
Completely single, free and available for alternate (every second weekend not 'alternative!') weekends together?
White, British, (ginger/fair prefered!)?
Stocky/well built, roughty toughty rugby player soldier/builder type?
Live local to the Slough, Windsor, Heathrow area and willing and able to travel equally?
If you managed to answer yes to all of the above please read on!
Im single, 5ft2, size 20 (yeah thats fat!), mid brown/highlighted blonde hair, green eyes, couple of tattoos, couple of piercings, easy going, very chatty face to face but not naturally flirty and crap at reading 'the signals'.
I am not into 'sexy chat' via messages either so telling me what you would like to do to me is probably not your best approach with me!
And more about me?
Well, im fun, friendly, honest, loyal, (oh hang on that makes me sound like a Labrador!)
I live in Langley, near Slough, Berkshire.
I love spending time with friends, chilling out, walking, chatting, driving, eating out, seaside, countryside, 'glamping', cinema, theatre, all the normal things really.
I work, have 2 sons aged 10 and 15 who live with me but spend alternate weekends with their dad.
Im fiercely independant and very loyal, i can be brutally honest but also very sypathetic and compassionate. I wont suffer fools gladly and really cant be doing with attention seekers.
If your life reads more like an episode of the Jeremy Kyle Show keep your issues to yourself please and find somebody else as i honestly dont need the complications.
All that said i am very laid back, easy going and some might say that i can be far too easily led by the right person, (but hey, thats not a challeng), i talk, probably far too much, but would love to find somebody to chat and laugh with about anything long into the night.
Dont be fooled by my initial shyness, im just not overly confident and will tend to be quite quiet until i know you and then you will be wondering how the hell to shut me up!
If you're normal, single, uncomplicated, intelligent, white/British, have a life of your own, live (thats live not just working in the area!) fairly locally (thats within say 30mins drive, and please have your own transport!) and simply want share some time and get to know somebody, message me, introduce yourself and lets chat.
I may be ready for and indeed looking for a relationship but im in no hurry to settle down straight away, Id rather take my time finding the right man for me. |
