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About Sazzlemire |
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Not very good at this. Looking to not end up in a shallow grave ! Will update when feeling more inspired |
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Interview with Sazzlemire |
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What do you like most about where you currently live? Not having to set my alarm as I'm usually woken by the sounds of a violent crime being committed |
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What do you enjoy most about your current job? Finishing early on Fridays |
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What are your favourite leisure activities? Listening to my neighbours scream obscenities at each other |
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Where in the world are your favourite places? Seacroft - Smashing if you need your car nicked so you can claim on the insurance |
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What would you do on an ideal date? Escape without being seen |
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What are you looking for in a partner? Just someone who'll humour me |
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What makes a good relationship? Lots of time apart ... Preferably separate beds |
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What makes you laugh? Men who only have black and white photos. It's not 'arty' .. We both know you're hiding something! |
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What music do you like? The Smiths or anything with a depressing undertone |
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What has been the highlight of your life so far? Being sick out my nose after drinking too much southern comfort |
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What are you looking forward to in the future? Not being sick out my nose again |
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What freaks you out more than anything? Men with really big heads, pigeons, rats, heights, bovril, beards, those weird bald dogs, rosy cheeks, the fonz |
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Relationships |
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 | I am looking for a serious relationship. |
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 | My relationship status is currently divorced. |
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Appearance |
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 | My eye colour is blue. |
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 | My hair is blonde. |
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 | My body type is average. |
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 | My height is 5' 7" / 170cm. |
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 | My ethnic origin is white. |
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Politics |
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 | My politics are right of centre. |
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Qualifications |
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 | My qualifications include GCSEs / O levels and A levels (or equivalent) and a degree and a qualification which was not listed as an option. |
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Employment |
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 | I'm employed. |
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 | I work in accountancy. |
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 | My income is confidential. |
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Lifestyle |
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 | I'm a light drinker. |
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 | I'm a non-smoker. |
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 | I don't follow any special diet. |
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 | I am not disabled. |
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 | I am agnostic. |
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 | I practice my religion. |
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Children |
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 | I don't have any children. |
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 | I don't want to have children. |
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Housing |
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 | I rent my home. |
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 | I live alone. |
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